It's no secret.
So today I'd like to put my problems on display.
Why Won't Anyone Listen To Me!
I'm making a sour face! My arms are crossed! I'm getting ready to stamp my feet!
Don't make me pay for votes you guys! Dammit! My problems are more important than everything else!
Can you hear me! I have problems!
There's someone with a problem over here!
HUH-lowwww! Pay attention to me!
This is how we solve things! Come on! What are you waiting for! I'm yelling-guh!
I ordered a cheeseburger and there's no cheese!
I'll be putting this at the top of the trending page if you don't give me my goddamn cheese!
Now!
Cheese! Now!
Please sir, calm down. You're making a scene.
A scene! I'll show you a scene!
Look at my dick! You see my dick! First one you ever seen isn't it! Huh!
Put that away, sir. The police are on their way.
Fine! Call the police! I'll tell them you touched me in the men's room!
Sir, you're on camera. Nobody will believe you.
Well I believe you're an asshole! Could have just gave me the goddamn cheese ya know! You messed with the wrong guy!
Sir, please stop humping the napkin dispenser.
Don't tell me how to do my job!
Thirty Minutes Later
The police finally show up.
Put the ketchup down, sir! Do it now!
You'll never take me alive!
PUT IT DOWN! NOW!
Lick - my - ass!
Pew! Pew-pew! Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew! Pew! .... Pew!
Flags fired, flags fired! One down, ketchup everywhere! I need backup!
Today's Lesson:
There's no cheese in jail either. So if you really like cheese, calm the fuck down.
Have a nice day.
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