Nobody likes waking up naked, inside of a coffin.
So that was nice.
So Dark
I can't see my hands.
I'm sure this is a coffin; maybe a crate. I'm going to fucking die in here.
Calm down.
How did I get here — what did I do last night?
Did they put me in the trunk of the car? Is this a prank?
This feels like wood. Dammit. The day after I trim my nails. Can't even claw my way out of here.
So warm.
I give up. I'm going to sleep.
Ah!
What the fuck was that!
I'm alone. Dreaming. I was dreaming. Why can't this box be a fucking dream...
Hello!
Let me out!
This isn't funny anymore! Let me out! Let me out!
Let me the fuck out!
Did they bury me...
Let me out!
There's nothing on the other side. I can't be in the ground. Sounds hollow when I kick. Am I talking to myself? I'm talking to myself. I'm going to fucking die. You're going to fucking die! Who me? Yes me! You're fucking dead! I'm dead?
Am I, dead?
It's so hot in here.
I'm Bruce Lee. I can punch my way out of this. I'm Bruce Lee.
Fuck that hurts! Come on Chuck Norris! Ah!
It's broken. I broke my hand. I don't care...
Jackie fucking Chan!
Hi-yah!
I did it!
Where am I?
I need to get out of here.
So hot. This place is a furnace.
Which way do I go...
So many passages. I'm lost!
Grrrr
Ah!
Nice doggy! Just stay back! Sit! Sit!
Ha-ha-ha! Don't worry about him! He doesn't bite!
Who — who are you?
The name's Tumcat. You must be the new arrival. Sorry I took so long. I was on lunch break. Was the box nice and cozy?
New arrival? Lunch? Box? What is this place?
Welcome to hell, my friend. I just need you to fill out these forms here. Did you bring your Hellth Card?
My Hellth Card?
You don't have a Hellth Card?
No?
Awe shit! Are you serious? Sasha! Sasha! We got another one with no card!
"Again?!?! That's the third one this week!"
What's your name?
I, uh. I don't really have a name.
Okay then Mr. Noname, there's been a mix up. They sent you to the wrong place. We got a new guy and he keeps fucking up. Probably won't last long. They never do. Anyway, I'll need you to get back inside the box.
What!
Hell policy, man.
For how long?
Shouldn't be more than two weeks.
Two weeks!
Yup. Maybe three. Unless you want to stay here? We can arrange that.
No thanks. Pack me up, get me outta here. I've had enough of this place.
Alright, sir! Sorry about all this. Enjoy your trip!
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