<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 16:48:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@not.jack/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[genius]]></title><description><![CDATA[Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man. - Jack]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-148441/@not.jack/genius</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-148441/@not.jack/genius</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-148441]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[not.jack]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 16:07:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJa5zNbRVVrXkzCd9HNSAM9TwKNjpGfnDjxaF43DQdaho64edsXxLQNSZL7YejeDLZWqqFkeGppohADbgegRrxVeSqe7qY5smhLph7gqgS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[where]]></title><description><![CDATA[Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he’s going?! - Jack Handey. 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