<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 16:04:23 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@notanotherbrandt/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Ode to 🆄]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hark to me, people, and now hear me do, I've lost a dear friend: the letter 🆄. Yes indeed, yo🆄 listened me correct, This is worst at best, and everything is wrecked. For I awoke to-day to q🆄ite a big]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@notanotherbrandt/ode-to</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@notanotherbrandt/ode-to</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[notanotherbrandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2022 23:44:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao45kGEB1kRY9cJBFGQnrPp2qChGHkgVjzu1y6XFCd4yc3QwHaGXKR9qHGnjta4TQLpT2o8Apk1B9EViiTDsmHFBAcsvn8RmXynVzP2Ef5zEupEjmkPfirBU4dBWzGaCsFV9J8L9oQb53cdrkhzG32jgdMaYJe16Mcs3Bvn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA["The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal  Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest]]></title><description><![CDATA[Abstract: What's up, commies! Welcome to this roast post we wrote mostly as a joke while totally smoked on coke and Holy Ghost and toasted artichoke liqueur! Side note, don't go hoping for anything more]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@notanotherbrandt/the-roast-of-all-of-us-presenting-our-research-and-findings-from-37-years-of-studies-in-slow-onset-chronic-terminal-madness-sp</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hive-164166/@notanotherbrandt/the-roast-of-all-of-us-presenting-our-research-and-findings-from-37-years-of-studies-in-slow-onset-chronic-terminal-madness-sp</guid><category><![CDATA[hive-164166]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[notanotherbrandt]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2022 18:13:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gKjXsrozapsD83FxL3Xbyyi5LFttAhrXxr16mCe4arfLJ1cnJ5UH1PGSKWKZuPmTxzxVrq9K3WxkNTEbGfaJ1WYnKJ9oAzVBYZsbRy3iNLULkA8rgFtU79iD3jM9UArRynG1i3SdBdi6SRuHSUbR45DsqTvYgRL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>