<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 12:38:55 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@ondes/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : Married and Gave birth to Twins]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono is married to her beloved girl, and after a year, his wife Jono is pregnant. One day, the wife began to contract, so Jono rushed to take him to the hospital. He held his hand as he tried to give birth.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-married-and-gave-birth-to-twins</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-married-and-gave-birth-to-twins</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2018 12:42:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Drawing : Nature]]></title><description><![CDATA[In a small village there is a beautiful view and perpetuate it with graffiti on paper]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/drawing/@ondes/drawing-nature</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/drawing/@ondes/drawing-nature</guid><category><![CDATA[drawing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2018 13:50:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5s4dzRwnVbzGM3JdycGKFQo7ALS3GhuMGL8qbG8zfSd9jRnv7xPRRa9E88RtnJifPhvWsgQ75V11bWS5Eg3hrCub4eQxFAA2b2mJuDvgx4epfgP33DyLTHLrBBBBV5aobxZRM7iA1issV9RRT3oLEprMdSyuiggEfP5RDzE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : Gift for Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[A husband is preparing a present for his wife's birthday, so the husband thinks, "I will buy my wife a luxury cemetery in San Diego Hills for her birthday." 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He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-drunk-man-at-a-bar</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-drunk-man-at-a-bar</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 02:45:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : A cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[A drunken man brought a cat home, then met his wife and said "Look ... this is a monkey from the forest." His wife said with a laugh, "That is a CAT .. !!" He said to his wife, "I'm]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-a-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-a-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 03:15:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Jokes : The Best Sleep Drug]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono, whose face looked exhausted, went to the doctor's office. Jono: Doctor, there's a dog around my house. They bark all day and all night, and I can not sleep for a while. Doctor: I have good news for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-best-sleep-drug</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-jokes-the-best-sleep-drug</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2018 01:44:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jokes : Desire as an adult]]></title><description><![CDATA[A teacher asks the students in her class, "What do you want when you grow up?" Jono said, "I want to be a millionaire, go to the most expensive club, bring the best prostitute with me, then]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/jokes-desire-as-an-adult</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/jokes-desire-as-an-adult</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2018 09:54:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad joke : How To Deliver Bad News]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man answered a phone call from an emergency room doctor at a hospital. "Sir," the doctor explained, "Your wife has a serious car accident, I have bad news and good news." The man,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-joke-how-to-deliver-bad-news</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/bad-joke-how-to-deliver-bad-news</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2018 02:29:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Black & White]]></title><description><![CDATA[Because life is not about black and white. But, there is still gray :grinning:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/black-and-white</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/black-and-white</guid><category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 14:21:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Work Permit]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man called his boss and said "I can not come to work today .." The boss asks why and the man says "My eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" Asked his boss. "I can not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/work-permit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/work-permit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 04:32:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke : I Can't]]></title><description><![CDATA[Budi and Jono are walking in the park. Budi: "Hey, can you see the forest over there?" Jono looked at the direction and looked confused, then he said to Budi: "I can not, it looks like the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/joke-i-can-t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/joke-i-can-t</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 04:46:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Wife is Like Lightning]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jono told his friend about how to drive his wife. Jono: "My wife is driving like lightning .." Budi: "Is it really fast?" Jono: "No, every minute is always grabbing the trees."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/my-wife-is-like-lightning</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@ondes/my-wife-is-like-lightning</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:50:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Don't Felt]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/don-t-felt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/don-t-felt</guid><category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2018 13:58:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVs3Hye1oHX44R9EcpQD5C9xXzj68nJaq3Ce8uM9MC5ekczKeQmedDJAswJhmAnMor9vKfTETRQqvRfqccH2tRGPvdnrNY2HYUgba3YVx142?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is Difficult]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life does not always go with what we expect. Sometimes you can laugh freely with all the things you see, and at the same time you can also cry to sob. Life is very difficult if you can not have what you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/life-is-difficult</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/life-is-difficult</guid><category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2018 05:34:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKd9GJ4T6rkBdeqZw1coQAaQyCUzUF4FozBvW7QD3wAPzW6ytkCWidwgFrkuQVnmWPJwrUYEnbdCDfYi4WWw75sq2GDsWB7doXWAotNfmSau8omgnnj8qdNctz6ccN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kehidupan]]></title><description><![CDATA[Kehidupan itu tak selamanya berjalan dengan apa yang kita harapakan. Terkadang kamu dapat tertawa bebas dengan semua hal yang kamu lihat, dan di saat yang sama Anda juga dapat menangis hingga tersedu-sedu.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/kehidupan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/kehidupan</guid><category><![CDATA[indonesia]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2018 05:29:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKd9GJ4T6rkBdeqZw1coQAaQyCUzUF4FozBvW7QD3wAPzW6ytkCWidwgFrkuQVnmWPJwrUYEnbdCDfYi4WWw75sq2GDsWB7doXWAotNfmSau8omgnnj8qdNctz6ccN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is A Choice]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life is a choice. If you can not choose, then you are not alive....]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/life-is-a-choice</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/life-is-a-choice</guid><category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2018 03:41:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Belajar Dari Ikan di Laut]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mengapa kita harus belajar dari ikan di laut? karena ikan di laut tidak terpengaruh oleh asinnya air laut. seberapa asinnya air itu ikan itu tidak akan pernah terasa asin, dia akan asin jika sudah mati.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/belajar-dari-ikan-di-laut</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/belajar-dari-ikan-di-laut</guid><category><![CDATA[indonesia]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2018 02:39:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Believe]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the night has come to believe it will come the daw...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quotes/@ondes/believe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quotes/@ondes/believe</guid><category><![CDATA[quotes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:49:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH81MAVYCPBciajw2pCmTHa3smDfK5g5sPHDzxLLztiBtU6LmNtEqAr9S8SL9nGJrw3U44TpfkEurjJj2b1CVDSV5dLTxcVC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jadi Diri Sendiri]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jangan menjadi apa yang mereka inginkan, karena itu akan menyakiti pikiran dan perasaan anda sendiri. Cobalah menjadi diri sendiri, abaikan apa yang mereka katakan tentang kamu. Itu akan membuat kamu menjadi]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/jadi-diri-sendiri</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/indonesia/@ondes/jadi-diri-sendiri</guid><category><![CDATA[indonesia]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2018 01:48:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Motivation Today]]></title><description><![CDATA[Make a lot of mistakes in life and learn from the mistakes you've gone through..]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/motivation-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/motivation/@ondes/motivation-today</guid><category><![CDATA[motivation]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[ondes]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2018 01:42:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>