<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 14:13:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@pattymayonnaise/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The beginners guide to Bangkok]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bangkok, in personal opinion is one the most under rated cities in the world. It is huge, extremely spread out, and it’s not a place you can just wonder around anywhere and fall into something amazing,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pattymayonnaise/the-beginners-guide-to-bangkok</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pattymayonnaise/the-beginners-guide-to-bangkok</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2017 07:45:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVepMdGJSYrfCUupZxi9g2P3Wn48yHxNY1q3qVQ47fZ6NYi6RFL4fewXY1ReXEVrs7rXpmgn3PtRxb66?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Diary of a sad clown: 3rd]]></title><description><![CDATA[The friend that came with me to my first show in Vegas was very vague, he was never a man of many words. When I asked him how my stand up set was he said it was unrelatable; telling pussy jokes to a crowd]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-3rd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-3rd</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2017 03:12:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WTySVi815wTBS1cviU2Mho5Jm3v8vrhYnRjgDm4krj3ABccdFdCtYwith3geMe6xnmhVUndDwVe6PR2qy6PRjtKZmFQquoLZCry6rxtsmXD8hrw48Emxr2bxb3wnFvzkSsNfggjtTvQ6s53jSzpSswdPBviFitDh5p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Diary of a sad clown: 2nd show]]></title><description><![CDATA[My second show was in Vegas, it was small bar, I felt such a need to give it a try. I heard there were two open mics that night and I chose the smaller of the two. I came too early, and I chained smoked]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-2nd-show</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-2nd-show</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 12:27:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WTySVi815wTBS1cviU2Mho5Jm3v8vrhYnRjgDm4krj3ABccdFdCtYwith3geMe6xnmhVUndDwVe6PR2qy6PRjtKZmFQquoLZCry6rxtsmXD8hrw48Emxr2bxb3wnFvzkSsNfggjtTvQ6s53jSzpSswdPBviFitDh5p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Diary of a sad clown: The first show]]></title><description><![CDATA[My first show was a blur, I wanted it so bad I was willing to do anything, even down a whole bottle of whiskey and stumble on a stage to make an ass of myself. I was so depressed that day, I was sitting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-the-first-show</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/diary-of-a-sad-clown-the-first-show</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 11:59:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WTySVi815wTBS1cviU2Mho5Jm3v8vrBMWhd1QLXxSYyc8sEKN5Rq3SD13hgJCUzVYBhTMLUAw63w5S5W6izrq1cGVpKzxzAyaYcgNmHrcBHwK6vL8vggp7dirWF7DUFTDVWnnqbb7rudv4HyTMQZLeSPBYqVBohMdG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Things I wish I knew before traveling for a long time]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, I have been traveling in South East Asia for nine months and here are some tips on travel. Things I wish I knew before traveling. The first, and possibly most relevant is that I thought if I were]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pattymayonnaise/things-i-wish-i-knew-before-traveling-for-a-long-time</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pattymayonnaise/things-i-wish-i-knew-before-traveling-for-a-long-time</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 03:46:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/D5zH9SyxCKdBnJaFeHnL3svQi9ZN2XzXDbzH7Wc9tMEyiEHh5d8HYUTbZLn53J74xyVT6sRqLr5bo9mx81hUpQ5BBkWDNT3sGjKj2rx69Z3Z6h1onKeHN3J3q3HWjJ7MCTtx6J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you try to act like you know somebody to make a friend]]></title><description><![CDATA[My first day on steemit seems like a party where I don't know any one, people are either looking at their phones or in a close knit circle, and I just kinda act like I know someone and start commenting]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@pattymayonnaise/when-you-try-to-act-like-you-know-somebody-to-make-a-friend</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@pattymayonnaise/when-you-try-to-act-like-you-know-somebody-to-make-a-friend</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 17:11:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WTySVi815wTBS1cviU2Mho5Jm3v8vrPM1K839SrcHbiuY6aCbZrEbMPnaZBCxmBGbzvvoR7u6qHs5ZYFuKMJvnV5bjvg7UmyX2Jq8gVTh1m1eGgHkxoD5u198hewjMhJk8knHqgFsFBpgV2JzEGSQFmrwQ7vjVQdC2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The mystery awaits]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@pattymayonnaise/the-mystery-awaits</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@pattymayonnaise/the-mystery-awaits</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 16:32:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/gPCasciUWmF5VZucjWuzmpXUomGMznGBossB7LD3TgTySkgTsgXwVh53wjv8bDfrveqH9tajtGBVPwVQytKHehLSJ17QmSYii9rHW8E6EN5AxVuBa6Vz1ZbzCBpgvDjShSd8Qi7t3Ck2EgwtBx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A picture of a picture of a statue picture]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@pattymayonnaise/a-picture-of-a-picture-of-a-statue-picture</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@pattymayonnaise/a-picture-of-a-picture-of-a-statue-picture</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 15:48:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNH8q6FEif2uzpmXjQNog2n2huWTcwnAPooSJ3BSLuCDXcvQjk9UMHipqH8XXeV9qb6jFwFouhXeXXaHKowrXqrNJpc7mNLLuviBvve9FyytoqVkAJiHDbAjqniUnvCYTuj5u1GDy8a?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I remember]]></title><description><![CDATA[Several months ago I put the exact amount on the counter and asked for a motorbike. "You know how ride," she says in broken English, making hand motions as if I didn't understand. "Nope,"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/i-remember</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@pattymayonnaise/i-remember</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pattymayonnaise]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 15:33:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>