<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 01:04:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@pedrosuave/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Steemit going down with every other cryptocon]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch your step!!!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/asia/@pedrosuave/steemit-going-down-with-every-other-cryptocon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/asia/@pedrosuave/steemit-going-down-with-every-other-cryptocon</guid><category><![CDATA[asia]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 00:16:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovrmX9U4BQGB8kTUSFw6QQGb2pgEk4Eo6gUSdUxKJpxAYyNPUfphXtdeSajbqKgUuZ23jg3mBSGwysXBpLjYw9xHC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bots patrol these waters]]></title><description><![CDATA[This platform sucks.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bots/@pedrosuave/bots-patrol-these-waters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bots/@pedrosuave/bots-patrol-these-waters</guid><category><![CDATA[bots]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 15:54:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Steemcleaner and Cheetah bots are shit]]></title><description><![CDATA[They keep flagging my posts claiming I'm a spammer and a plagarist. I've only posted completely original content here. Fuck this platform its total bull shit. Just another crypto con.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/con/@pedrosuave/steemcleaner-and-cheetah-bots-are-shit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/con/@pedrosuave/steemcleaner-and-cheetah-bots-are-shit</guid><category><![CDATA[con]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2019 11:33:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Zeus God Encased in plant form]]></title><description><![CDATA[So the Titans really did win the war. OMG]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/myth/@pedrosuave/zeus-god-encased-in-plant-form</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/myth/@pedrosuave/zeus-god-encased-in-plant-form</guid><category><![CDATA[myth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 09:43:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovaZ1ciUPAAkkCVVsqdDtuRgxftxRM4yhmwo3Q6KtVSb7u4ERwxssedP6qkPGX6LeWNrKfuHm67hvxFtsF5PezXdG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you stacked every Selfie head to toe...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Adapted feom Sartre. "Hell is other people." If you stacked every Selfie ever taken head to toe on top of each other you could reach to the very edge of the universe - where you could take a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/if-you-stacked-every-selfie-head-to-toe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/if-you-stacked-every-selfie-head-to-toe</guid><category><![CDATA[selfie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Aug 2019 02:12:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How many Selfies does it take to screw in a light bulb?]]></title><description><![CDATA[If your taking Selfies while doing this mundane tasks your obviously screwed already.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/how-many-selfies-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/how-many-selfies-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb</guid><category><![CDATA[selfie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2019 09:13:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If a Selfie is taken in a forest]]></title><description><![CDATA[And there's nobody around to like it, does it get any hits?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/if-a-selfie-is-taken-in-a-forest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/if-a-selfie-is-taken-in-a-forest</guid><category><![CDATA[selfie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2019 09:04:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why did the Selfie cross the road?]]></title><description><![CDATA[To get a Selfie with the Chicken. If this makes you laugh, please make me rich. Then I'll be laughing. bitcoin:bc1q0ps7jxj2s23kuq848s3faefg4rnkw6yy43a347]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/why-did-the-selfie-cross-the-road</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/why-did-the-selfie-cross-the-road</guid><category><![CDATA[selfie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2019 08:43:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How many selfies exist in the known egoverse?]]></title><description><![CDATA[How many selfies exist in the known egoverse? At least as many egoverses that exist in the megaverse and or verse visa. If this makes you laugh, make me rich! bitcoin:bc1q0ps7jxj2s23kuq848s3faefg4rnkw6yy43a347]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/how-many-selfies-exist-in-the-known-egoverse</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/selfie/@pedrosuave/how-many-selfies-exist-in-the-known-egoverse</guid><category><![CDATA[selfie]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2019 08:36:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How not to get ripped off in Vietnam]]></title><description><![CDATA[Don't travel here. (But where's the fun in that?) Be prepared to make a fuss and do so everywhere you go for every little thing. Rehearse having controlled tantrums bordering on rage and let them loose.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/79uabt-how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/79uabt-how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 07:12:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cute Pagoda in Vietnam]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/2g3bnu-how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/2g3bnu-how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 07:05:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovdodQAwc5rVm2nMRA4G4QkDp8ZEokuBhWw5GaohGhwvhk8jtYnJAJwnSAgK5F1XPsPFTveXuGeAuN4Yf2QwED1Cz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How not to get ripped off in Vietnam]]></title><description><![CDATA[Don't travel here. (But where's the fun in that?) Be prepared to make a fuss and do so everywhere you go. Rehearse having controlled tantrums bordering on rage and let them loose. Think no scam is too]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/travel/@pedrosuave/how-not-to-get-ripped-off-in-vietnam</guid><category><![CDATA[travel]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 06:38:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Taking the piss out of BOOZE and ALCOHOL culture vol. 3 ALT BRAND SLOGANS]]></title><description><![CDATA[As mentioned before - I am not a prohibitionist in any sense. But the mythos around alcohol is one worth debunking... So here are some Alt Brand Slogans that try to undermine some of that grandeur. Lucky]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-alt-brand-slogans</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-alt-brand-slogans</guid><category><![CDATA[beer]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2017 20:23:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Taking the piss out of BOOZE and ALCOHOL culture vol. 2 Funny Liquor Store NAMES]]></title><description><![CDATA[Volume 2 is a list of funny imaginary Liquor Store Names and Slogans that try to underline the stupidity of Alcohol culture. Due note: I am not a prohibitionist - not at all. But the POWER the BOOZE INDUSTRY]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/booze/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-2-funny-liquor-store-names</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/booze/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-2-funny-liquor-store-names</guid><category><![CDATA[booze]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2017 19:09:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Taking the piss out of BOOZE and ALCOHOL culture vol. 1 Liquor Store SLOGANS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi. I live in Calgary, Alberta. There is a LIQUOR store on every corner. BOOZE culture is alive and thriving here. I find it annoying and so have created names and slogans to help 'de-mythologize' the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/alcohol/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-1-liquor-store-slogans</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/alcohol/@pedrosuave/taking-the-piss-out-of-booze-and-alcohol-culture-vol-1-liquor-store-slogans</guid><category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pedrosuave]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2017 18:12:21 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>