The King (Queen) is naked.
Somebody has to say it out loud. This may be me.
I don't really mind if people are running around butt naked. Especially pretty girls.
I'm outraged by the price on those pants, though.
Freakin 168 bucks!
You'd better give the money on charity and wear shoelaces
or
But hey, if you still wanna buy them, I cannot stop you. You deserve it: