<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 22:13:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@planetross/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Snow (2)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Shoveling snow is like gardening … sometimes a bumper crops up.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/snow-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/snow-2</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[planetross]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 08:30:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVdikL6gtGZWTaSpC3RfzhgBzxFpCq7gjWp9ofgKV5F9Rgy5iEBfpqAwoFHkrGRCHgSDS5vdYo9Zr5d8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bigfoot]]></title><description><![CDATA[I almost hit Bigfoot with my van ... it was a near myth.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/bigfoot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/bigfoot</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[planetross]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 03:16:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVf2x4hhMJp42aRrYVqUyT2Gbp4hwsJrcGTFHSMiX6MenPvgbsEkaP12S2BWcZL49rLacVjSQ28NfcvS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Side Effects]]></title><description><![CDATA[. A side effect of a side effect must be a “besides effect”. .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/side-effects</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@planetross/side-effects</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[planetross]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 13:39:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVe6BygjVcdXg9M5z356DqfmCVR4DMcVVGt81a2NXFLGKquNb95yv1UHodQKM5mEEqgX7ud6LHskjWQW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Google]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have you ever “Googled” your name? No, me neither. ... 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