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beard]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/wish-that-i-could-grow-a-beard</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/wish-that-i-could-grow-a-beard</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 19:19:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4useQLMH8Kf3KsVRaK1VijR6pZqU94FmgdJe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're feeling bad about your life choices, just look at this guy taking sunset photos of his vape.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/if-you-re-feeling-bad-about-your-life-choices-just-look-at-this-guy-taking-sunset-photos-of-his-vape</link><guid 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fight...]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/jackie-chan-s-worst-nightmare-during-a-fight</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/jackie-chan-s-worst-nightmare-during-a-fight</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 19:43:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4up2TJ9twUoufC5Y36T9Xf5Q3ctgg8BMmwd8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you... YOU HAVE MY WORD]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/whoever-stole-my-copy-of-microsoft-office-i-will-find-you-you-have-my-word</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/whoever-stole-my-copy-of-microsoft-office-i-will-find-you-you-have-my-word</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2018 18:06:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4up2TJ9twUouh9SqSyCaZMVb5X8KcYDs32zi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What it's really like to work on a "group project" at my office]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/what-it-s-really-like-to-work-on-a-group-project-at-my-office</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/what-it-s-really-like-to-work-on-a-group-project-at-my-office</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2018 06:22:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4uqdtya3M7qNdapTJ9FRTvr7yp1DKeg5Md2W?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm not sure what they did while I was gone, but the way they're acting, I know they did something]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/i-m-not-sure-what-they-did-while-i-was-gone-but-the-way-they-re-acting-i-know-they-did-something</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/i-m-not-sure-what-they-did-while-i-was-gone-but-the-way-they-re-acting-i-know-they-did-something</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 21:19:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4uqdtya3M7qNiPsopabPtPXkSm5jD4rqCuJe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part of life is food?]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/how-am-i-supposed-to-lose-weight-when-the-best-part-of-life-is-food</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/how-am-i-supposed-to-lose-weight-when-the-best-part-of-life-is-food</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 21:11:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4uqdtya3M7qNqZji59GeydafqV9T9jRaXsKC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I plan my days carefully: Wake up. Plan stuff. Do other stuff. Go to bed.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/i-plan-my-days-carefully-wake-up-plan-stuff-do-other-stuff-go-to-bed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@pode/i-plan-my-days-carefully-wake-up-plan-stuff-do-other-stuff-go-to-bed</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[pode]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 21:03:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j2wozjKuanzG7qDi3EHwhtSXtV3uV5WQ6iF3ULgk4uqdtya3M7qNqe6cyjUyztqu5Lb6CXudaWQv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>