Why is being honest considered rude?
I would like the least amount of faux pleasantries with this necessary interaction, please. Fuck you.
If there was a thing that I wanted that wasn't here, could you order it for me? No? Then why would I wait 10 more minutes for you to tell me that?
Also, my resting bitch face is not a reflection of you. I am a bitch. Fuck off.
Seriously, though...these service people are actually required to say these things. It is a script. Upsale, upsale, upsale. A lot of companies operate on a Leave It To Beaver mentality--if you make something feel "comfortable" and friendly, people will buy more, they will be returning customers, they will recommend the business to others.
So, I guess we just don't say these things in our heads, 'cause we know it isn't that poor fucks intention to be an ass--its their job. Poor fucks got it hard already.
So, hats off to you! You are doing one good deed at a time by maintaining social niceties.
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