<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 10:59:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@rainbowllama/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Pet Peeve: Manly Men Who Aren't Manly Who Spit To Look Manly]]></title><description><![CDATA[So the other day I had this redneck come onto my property and ask to mow my lawn. Seeing as I'm a lazy b#^@&#d, my grass was knee deep at the time. I figured I could get my yard mowed for cheap based]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@rainbowllama/pet-peeve-manly-men-who-arent-manly-who-spit-to-look-manly</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@rainbowllama/pet-peeve-manly-men-who-arent-manly-who-spit-to-look-manly</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2021 06:13:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/YpihifdXP4WNbGMdjw7e3DuhJWBvCw4SfuLZsrnJYHEpsqZFkiGGNCQLZiAAr7q5Ye3fjDdyevjnXuncFciwpzMPaEvpGX9U72Y3TExoCHdzrByiT6bfLzutJ7Zmon73Th2d1aCTmMwsfaSn5e36X18fgH7MPksf3qtz8QvKgThQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Gave Up Yoga Because I Fart Too  Much]]></title><description><![CDATA[My cousin pestered me for years to try yoga. "Come on @rainbowllama! Try yoga. It'll be good for your health," she said. Well, finally I gave in when those years of sitting on my ass caught up]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-gave-up-yoga-because-i-fart-too-much</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-gave-up-yoga-because-i-fart-too-much</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 03:33:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/46aP2QbqUqBqhvFxe6kJsBQt8J1eb3eSRLLhGbiz6esYzrPreR6muq2NGMvzD1GNkNCpWeH3nUsdX5KHKbHoXTQFUWFp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Knew A Rainbow Bird]]></title><description><![CDATA[I once knew a rainbow colored bird named Charlie. He was an alcoholic. We use to go out drinking all the time when we were in our early 20s. Back then Charlie wasn't an alcoholic...just a stupid kid like]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-knew-a-rainbow-bird</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-knew-a-rainbow-bird</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2018 21:20:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4PYjjVwJ1Udt4Nt7qtS1nnnBvxoTemSmqs25o9tBU1C3SS5tvrmHT1E9G7DFdS8idADJYhfJGBfDKGQnamU8y78nGXLpsKPTVL9yqUpsztv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blueberries are really tasty]]></title><description><![CDATA[Blueberries are my all time favorite fruit. First, because they are blue. Blue things make me happy. Second, they are juicy. They are great in muffins, ice cream, pancakes, and more. They are wonderful]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blueberries/@rainbowllama/blueberries-are-really-tasty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blueberries/@rainbowllama/blueberries-are-really-tasty</guid><category><![CDATA[blueberries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:26:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g75uitobadH4k1mhvKsyzHKtFzS1MpgZV9hpZMe5MrQxmiUMccMUpDJG8Ax8vGSbiNLYiK1ScBJPh2raBiLUzUvLrLzR4ZNgZTMhyDzE7MZNKGYFHRoZyq4uGCAXWP5uqppzWgCfd1cewc4nB7oc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I never enjoyed eating ice cream at all]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hate ice cream. I've never liked the stuff. I hate the feeling of cold within my mouth. Ice cream is freezing and it makes me uncomfortable to have icy cold in my mouth. Swallowing it is the worst. I've]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/icecream/@rainbowllama/i-never-enjoyed-eating-ice-cream-at-all</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/icecream/@rainbowllama/i-never-enjoyed-eating-ice-cream-at-all</guid><category><![CDATA[icecream]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2018 22:24:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeLuau3m8MumiUXfA7eZTW31v33oUtB9pXeiNoYMk2tQ8NNfrjww1tAmc3jbUvFK2FJLWn51zAJUCWYse5J3qWQva?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Can't Stop Losing My Shoes]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep losing my damn shoes. I try to take them off in the same spot but then I go to look for them and one or both are moved or missing. I think my house in haunted.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-can-t-stop-losing-my-shoes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-can-t-stop-losing-my-shoes</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2018 00:06:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/hgjbks2vRxvdTZqre6jZfcKP3VhEc392SE594nmChkdFU4DAZSvbfVny4Ev4sv3NGGQpAvUyoJpWfnViE7qrvrYukJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Once Saw A Ghost In The Bathroom.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I once saw a ghost in my bathroom. It was the middle of the night and I stumbled into the bathroom for a pee half asleep. I stood over the John, letting a stream go when I saw something moving to my right.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-once-saw-a-ghost-in-the-bathroom</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/i-once-saw-a-ghost-in-the-bathroom</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:06:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2YRZBi4FZVHeLuau3m8MumiUXfA7eZTW31v33oUtB9pXeiMVoWoqiUhh1tHtqvmtrVSw9ZbJMdqk6NRLKCVHPvHD7GFHYxcUmav?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Once Saw A Silver Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[A long time ago I was on vacation in the city. I was walking down a touristy street and saw a man wearing silver tight clothes with every inch of his skin painted silver. He was weird looking. 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His tongue]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@rainbowllama/i-once-owned-an-ugly-dog</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@rainbowllama/i-once-owned-an-ugly-dog</guid><category><![CDATA[pets]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 05:03:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/MG5aEqKFcQi5xsGsUDYUN1LNu9Qi8onYittfhSMCpK247BzpQ1PqCDXhNk3T9DViWRd4qkGMsNrstdKepKrjmXf8rKppAqPcr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I've Missed Flowers]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's the early start of spring and the flowers are beginning to bloom. I've really missed flowers. The winter felt so long. I hate winter when everything is dead and dormant. 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Something about that loud]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/do-you-ever-have-writers-block</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humor/@rainbowllama/do-you-ever-have-writers-block</guid><category><![CDATA[humor]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 05:55:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/X37EMQ9WSwsKQG7nhCXMsgXxUQHwtJm4rGgDFSP27G8NseWvEieoWgmSCA76X4jbnQGpWMwH7XghriX7tHZTh5UNC2SDKGXM3U6Dc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'll Pass On This One]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saw this at the grocery store... Normal canned tuna is pretty gross. Thai Style Tuna has got to be even more gross. Nope. Not happening. It takes a lot for me to eat a tuna sandwich. I don't need tuna]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/food/@rainbowllama/i-ll-pass-on-this-one</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/food/@rainbowllama/i-ll-pass-on-this-one</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rainbowllama]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2018 09:27:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgMb7constLGHM1dDTVPmqDns1mpPxKwtUAQgMGQ5VAxvgGHBewGjY72YzWCzvGNtk9u4dF5pHSW8sY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Never Buy Warm Pudding]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love pudding. I enjoy a nice chocolate pudding that is cold and creamy. That being said the puddings in this picture are all disgusting. Pudding has milk or cream in it meaning it spoils when warm. 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