<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:11:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@rantsandswears/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[8 Years, 7 Months, & 26 Days Ago]]></title><description><![CDATA[8 years, 7 months, & 26 days ago I first made your acquaintance. It must have been an exhausting shift at the restaurant I was working at because I missed all the signs that evening; all the flares]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/surviving/@rantsandswears/8-years-7-months-and-26-days-ago</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/surviving/@rantsandswears/8-years-7-months-and-26-days-ago</guid><category><![CDATA[surviving]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2019 21:51:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Does this shade of "holy shit" make me look crazy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some shit I’ve learned the hard way not to ask: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Your assumption would be that your significant other would have the common sense to walk the fuck]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/chick/@rantsandswears/does-this-shade-of-holy-shit-make-me-look-crazy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/chick/@rantsandswears/does-this-shade-of-holy-shit-make-me-look-crazy</guid><category><![CDATA[chick]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 22:38:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Insanity timeline]]></title><description><![CDATA[4:00 am: Cat begins meowing in my face. I assume this is to awaken me so that I can feed his furry ass. Fuck that. I shoo him off the bed. Back to sleep 4:12 am: He’s back because apparently, he likes]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/spiral/@rantsandswears/insanity-timeline</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/spiral/@rantsandswears/insanity-timeline</guid><category><![CDATA[spiral]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 19:15:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck your sombrero]]></title><description><![CDATA[Being sober is amazing. Then it isn’t. My best friend, Jennifer, said it best: “You’re the only person I know dumb enough, being Hispanic, to choose to get sober the day before Cinco de Mayo.” Truth be]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sobriety/@rantsandswears/fuck-your-sombrero</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sobriety/@rantsandswears/fuck-your-sombrero</guid><category><![CDATA[sobriety]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2018 22:28:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The fucking battle]]></title><description><![CDATA[I caught myself doing some shit yesterday that I find fucking repulsive and desperate when others do it, so I figured I’d better ‘out’ myself. We all know at least one person that seeks approval by way]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/self/@rantsandswears/the-fucking-battle</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/self/@rantsandswears/the-fucking-battle</guid><category><![CDATA[self]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 18:48:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYqrDydhaqKZLJto18uqoguRfggczuFYykFUSrJFYsyqVJvhnxgnT2eZikDNoqE9qCytEQ9sjA6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[XXX]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thought that title might grab your attention. Funny thing; I had to rely on my old friend, Pornhub, to tell me the tier rating on X’s. How many is appropriate? If I’m not mistaken, there is a Triple]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/read/@rantsandswears/xxx</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/read/@rantsandswears/xxx</guid><category><![CDATA[read]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2018 18:41:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Another School Shooting: Why I'm not surprised]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you’re easily offended, step off this blog – this shit ain’t for you I woke up this morning to news of another school shooting. This one taking place in Maryland. It doesn’t matter any more where they]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/spineless/@rantsandswears/another-school-shooting-why-i-m-not-surprised</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/spineless/@rantsandswears/another-school-shooting-why-i-m-not-surprised</guid><category><![CDATA[spineless]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 21:44:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's MY toxic waste site]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’m pretty sure I’m a reincarnated old Jewish woman. Like super old. I’m sure it’s a lovely religion and that’s all fine and great, but I’m not speaking in terms of religious practice per se, so you can]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/toxic/@rantsandswears/it-s-my-toxic-waste-site</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/toxic/@rantsandswears/it-s-my-toxic-waste-site</guid><category><![CDATA[toxic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2018 23:41:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gifting that'll get you laid - A Valentine's Day guide]]></title><description><![CDATA[So you say you’re stuck on what to get her for Valentine’s Day? I’ve come to bail your hopeless asses out. My male counter-parts probably feel like you’ve just narrowly wriggled free of Christmas’s nasty]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/buying/@rantsandswears/gifting-that-ll-get-you-laid-a-valentine-s-day-guide</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/buying/@rantsandswears/gifting-that-ll-get-you-laid-a-valentine-s-day-guide</guid><category><![CDATA[buying]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 21:44:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Get your own corner!]]></title><description><![CDATA[[Voice of Samuel L. Jackson] Well hello mother fuckers! It’s been a while and if I had a heart I’d apologize, but we’re both laughing now aren’t we? For the past week I’ve been moving all of the shit I’ve]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/moving/@rantsandswears/get-your-own-corner</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/moving/@rantsandswears/get-your-own-corner</guid><category><![CDATA[moving]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 17:12:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ1iNvNZDe6d9TVgjCC9RAmtVWppWXz78Vw9bUn2XdBbE6A8VKUY1RxmYKyz5ATxxJXKwf2bfLa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck yo couch!]]></title><description><![CDATA[The holiday season is so festive and joyful; I’d like to drag my muddy shoes thru its living room and put my feet up on its couch. Everywhere I look assholes have antlers and wreaths attached to their]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/holiday/@rantsandswears/fuck-yo-couch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/holiday/@rantsandswears/fuck-yo-couch</guid><category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 16:54:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ17DZFkBwoGgoUBSSb4hBs3RmvSXTX6LZePqR24bnoMf4373CAqFRbacFcetCczW9hak9q34Zk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ordinary heroes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Maybe it’s just the time of year that has me all sappy, or maybe it’s the fact that I’ll be sharing part of my story with a room of people this evening; but I’ve given some thought to people and things]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/heroes/@rantsandswears/ordinary-heroes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/heroes/@rantsandswears/ordinary-heroes</guid><category><![CDATA[heroes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 17:46:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYmq4JLvPCZuJCkrXtNkay1YjQwYCquJBiJbgWGmPhKLvHSmEFrCj9u18zD6GZPriUHZZ1BSu3U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rant for a cure - mini rant]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve it heard it said in song that all you need is love and I dis-a-fucking-gree. I can’t possibly be any clearer on the matter, and yet I will try. I was in the shower [relevant information] this morning]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/click/@rantsandswears/rant-for-a-cure-mini-rant</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/click/@rantsandswears/rant-for-a-cure-mini-rant</guid><category><![CDATA[click]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 16:43:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZAzQ2C8NdMuP3hKxESTSLdEmLmwZjwxqwgcB2BdvJfzQdj5iPigmSQaGC7nk7acDrEHvBvmQBx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hieroglyphics]]></title><description><![CDATA[We live in a society of entitled little bitches. Chances are you’re one too. Don’t get upset; I’m one. If you don’t think you qualify, check out the last few text messages you’ve sent and the emoji’s you’ve]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/emoji/@rantsandswears/hieroglyphics</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/emoji/@rantsandswears/hieroglyphics</guid><category><![CDATA[emoji]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 00:15:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYX7Cn1YjQrwzkz7qioQUZW9TV3YgvexPwtnhHkp3foL5hoy3vB4nYkqhjLM8WCRa3EoSrCJ4DC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A momentary distraction]]></title><description><![CDATA[My opinions aren’t always popular ones; they often go against the grain in fact. I don’t pay much attention to it, until it’s pointed out to me that I might be being an uncaring twat. I suspect it has]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ooo/@rantsandswears/a-momentary-distraction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ooo/@rantsandswears/a-momentary-distraction</guid><category><![CDATA[ooo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2017 16:40:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[She's gone soft]]></title><description><![CDATA[The holiday season is upon us again and for me it usually creates either feelings of extreme pressure and anxiety or togetherness and a deep need to be close to family. There’s really no grey area or middle]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/holiday/@rantsandswears/she-s-gone-soft</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/holiday/@rantsandswears/she-s-gone-soft</guid><category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 16:42:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Becoming Sloth]]></title><description><![CDATA[5:30 am and instead of being at the gym or outside on a morning run, I am on my ass in my living room typing this drivel and deciding between sweatpants or leggings for today’s wardrobe. If I were allowed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sloth/@rantsandswears/becoming-sloth</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sloth/@rantsandswears/becoming-sloth</guid><category><![CDATA[sloth]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 16:53:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYge7YkKCEofpWNSoDGsiYFyHHHTxj4ttNQG1rRRsbUUfKbGfNTkjxNwpzbTRMkC49GehbBMn3Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[With great power comes great douchbaggery]]></title><description><![CDATA[With so much bullshit taking place in the Nation and making the headlines, both real and fake; you have to ask yourselves if any of it surprises you. I for one am not surprised. I am no more surprised]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/power/@rantsandswears/with-great-power-comes-great-douchbaggery</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/power/@rantsandswears/with-great-power-comes-great-douchbaggery</guid><category><![CDATA[power]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:52:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZoxseaVaJLcAvAHx9CwdwM582bbVqPUh1PRsfXhbacFcNEjXh3jJiza1mwNmcnC5kxo2biFsAN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why first dates fail]]></title><description><![CDATA[At nearly 38 yrs. old I am not looking for Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong, Mr. Right now or even Mr. Right for 5 mins. I’d settle for some old episodes of Bosom Buddies, a pack of gummy worms and my hideously]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/start/@rantsandswears/why-first-dates-fail</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/start/@rantsandswears/why-first-dates-fail</guid><category><![CDATA[start]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:46:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I just can't]]></title><description><![CDATA[I’ve been hearing this commercial on the radio lately and I laugh and cringe each time I hear it. It’s sad commentary on just how lazy we have become as a nation, on the whole, but that’s just my opinion.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lazy/@rantsandswears/i-just-can-t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lazy/@rantsandswears/i-just-can-t</guid><category><![CDATA[lazy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[rantsandswears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 22:06:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>