STACKITIS

Have you ever heard of Stackitis , this is a disease that effects very few humans. It's a chemical imbalance in the front left portion of the brain. It causes you to make irrational decision, mostly pertaining to gold and silver. If this disease goes untreated it can lead to a life of uncomfort.

I was dignosed with this diease 3 years ago. Since then I have learned multiple ways to cope with this diease. You will always have relapse they are unavoidable.

Here are a few if my latest relapses. Please do not judge me this disaese is real and effects only a very few people in the world.

Yeah that's my power bill, they wanna cut my power off, bastards. See I had a choice, power bill or silver order. It didn't take me long to figure this one out. I said fuck it, ran down to Wal-Mart got me some candles and said to myself go ahead turn it off but that Silver, it's getting delivered.

Then on the way home from Wal-Mart, my damn battery died, thank God it's a manual. What? Hell no I am not buying a battery, I will push start this damn thing. I DONE TOLD YOU ONCE, THAT SILVER IS GETTING DELIVERED!

When you have stackitis you learn how to work around problems that may come up. Like this next situation, I handled this problem like I was freaking MacGyver.

See during the summer my air conditioning went out in my ole truck, found this little cheap unit and MacGyvered the shit out of it. See in Alabama air conditioning is not an option but you don't have to spend a lot of money on it. This works just fine.

Now one thing that you have to prepare your self for if you have stackitis is this, your spouse will probably leave you, but that's not all bad, I mean it would be one less mouth to feed.

After all these 2 items are really the only things that should be in a refrigerator.

Stackitis is tough, god only chose a few people to give this rare disease to, if you have it then embrace it cause stacking ain't for everyone, even tho it should be.