<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 22:19:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@realdude/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Joke #5]]></title><description><![CDATA[If we lived in the world of Avatar, would programmers be called bitbenders?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-5</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:25:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke #4]]></title><description><![CDATA[I would post a pic of my six pack, but it is sitting in the fridge.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-4</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2017 16:56:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke #3]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've decided I'm going to create a new cryptocurrency called Pie. There will only be one coin so you'll have to scramble to get a piece of the Pie.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-3</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 17:29:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thought #4]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's very important to be weird.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-4</guid><category><![CDATA[thought]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 20:58:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke #2]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you roll your eyes at my Dad jokes, I take it as a compliment. You can't spell laugh without "UGH".]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@realdude/joke-2</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 20:51:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My New Tinder Profile]]></title><description><![CDATA[My new Tinder profile has nothing but photos of myself upside down and says: "HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN THE UPSIDE DOWN! IF YOU CAN'T SAVE ME, SAVE MY DOG!!!!" I just wanted to share this somewhere.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/tinder/@realdude/my-new-tinder-profile</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/tinder/@realdude/my-new-tinder-profile</guid><category><![CDATA[tinder]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 20:27:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is Universa centralized?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello Steemians, I'm still pretty new to crypto and was considering trying to contribute to the ICO for Universa after reading a post from (a probably fake profile for) Elon Musk on InvestFeed. I saw this]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@realdude/is-universa-centralized</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@realdude/is-universa-centralized</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:14:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYT57ZuVxe89zACdncTb62apf6S472NiCQaUBViT5mwVuqDp6xjNL9hNW6ekcbfq9SWvEsdeC94?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My dream Venom recasting]]></title><description><![CDATA[John Cena as Venom/Eddy Brock. Right now it is Tom Hardy. It should be good, but it could be better. What does Steem think?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/question/@realdude/my-dream-venom-recasting</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/question/@realdude/my-dream-venom-recasting</guid><category><![CDATA[question]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:21:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Improv Journey]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thought I would go into a bit of detail about my journey in the world of improvisation. I talked about it briefly in my introductory post, but it was mostly a passing anecdote. Improv for those of you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/improv/@realdude/my-improv-journey</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/improv/@realdude/my-improv-journey</guid><category><![CDATA[improv]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 04:33:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/f85of4KXmvsYDcgfc168jDMa5UZnvJsyV5crL6p7sJxB7DPZjN3qZaZxb2NuCTZ3TfBNLCtTCb6yXAhcDLueY1kJAYuZvTPAUH6r4zrjNmam8Aiooboxgkz5YGJsNKjiGNcq2gnzSAeCKrEPnt4enzpBwAgF6m1D8aZ2QRRqJiRGZPwNLm5LkjWcWgPK84G7LfLBBVG43F?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thought #3]]></title><description><![CDATA[So many people would still be alive if they didn't die.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-3</guid><category><![CDATA[thought]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 23:13:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thought #2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life is a journey and the only real destination in it is death. Death sucks. Enjoy the journey.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-2</guid><category><![CDATA[thought]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 20:58:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[My mom recently bought a Chevy Bolt. I told her if it ever runs out of electricity it would be a dead bolt.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@realdude/joke-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@realdude/joke-1</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 20:43:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thought #1]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you think of Netflix as one less burrito per month, it feels a whole lot less worth it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/thought/@realdude/thought-1</guid><category><![CDATA[thought]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:52:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The 8th deadly sin]]></title><description><![CDATA[I came across this on the Hush Discord and had to share.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@realdude/the-8th-deadly-sin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@realdude/the-8th-deadly-sin</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:18:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXa4B3eG3EtcM6PKQSYBUnqvRT25DVxjSTj3RyGw7Qn69HDyEBao9hgT9tXM3DNX5DFNVHWJeAKQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introducing the Danderson]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi all, I thought I would do one of those introduce myself posts to start off my future illustrious career as a Steemit poster. Well my name is Daniel Anderson. I am a developer from Chicago, IL and I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@realdude/introducing-the-danderson</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@realdude/introducing-the-danderson</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[realdude]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 04:37:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2PsP57xCGuzwBV3uXdfyWZJNnc3xDFfDXudg6GwmwswxiEdKoW8nSmSDstxsh8mdBgMR9sBb8KiRykj6G6ss1HTc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>