Poem I - Cat
I love my little Pussy.
Her coat is so warm
And if I do not hurt her
She will do me no harm
So I will not pull her tail
Nor drive her away
But pussy and I
Very gently will play
Poem II - Squirt
I love my little Pussy.
Its hair is so warmly
And if I do not hurt it
It will do me no squirt
So I will pull the huge nail
In and out drive nail away
But pussy and I
Very gently will play