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a business trip for couple of days gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/par-tay-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/par-tay-today</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2018 11:42:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxNKH2CkaMLVHJiZAn1EHoMWhnm54UXV8us2v4SeSZgwyDp2cPRQiq6ndaD9xM3?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What the F..?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When my husband doesn’t text me back for hours, then I text him again and he replies right away gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/what-the-f</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/what-the-f</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 12:43:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMxVoNwoLHSu4RxnmpFLZPe61rcv2CQ5NBkMPbqo?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Back to work!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are trying to climb up career ladder in a corrupt company, but being shown right away where your place should always be gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/back-to-work</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/back-to-work</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2018 17:40:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdmQ57LB7EQVqDbqVMStCzQpEikfr9Na337GGnTDDUStNENSB99FK7yvmqcRX3?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bounce then, bitch!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me, when someone says that they have never watched Breaking Bad series gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/bounce-then-bitch</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/bounce-then-bitch</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2018 20:51:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9RTqgzgfVW71fTRU48c6M6Rd8ejgArirceC32AzYpkK554XG3MheRKuApAzqZfXwBn3VuPD4Yu?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do I move to another planet?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When relatives you don’t even like are telling you by the way that they are gonna stay at your place for three weeks gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/how-do-i-move-to-another-planet</link><guid 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gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/adios</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/adios</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 16:34:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9RTqgzgfVW71fTRU48cXncZB7pmyTiTeiZpk4LMMXsKBTEGGAC4acq8L5KtS4mTd4UXMnuwQ6y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nice try!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When my husband is trying to convince me that he is the boss in our relationships gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/nice-try</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/nice-try</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 10:39:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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drunk gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/are-you-from-this-planet-buddy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/are-you-from-this-planet-buddy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[redlipstick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:11:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5CEvyaWxjaEsVUnNGyqVR3v4eG3o4TbLcLt71sSuPD6EU44in1UEcxCnpjtFkYiQDtUbQxzDHRqneF6zh?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[God damn it!Some people never learn]]></title><description><![CDATA[When my husband for the millionth time buys me an orange juice with pulp gif from giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@redlipstick/god-damn-it-some-people-never-learn</link><guid 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