I Told My Boss To Shove It

I woke up this morning as I usually do. Jumped in the shower and come out to some eggs and bacon for breakfast. As I was munching on some delicious bacon I was also browsing the net. And since I am addicted to all things Steem related, Steemit was one of my first stops.

Zero Rewards To Be Paid

First things first, I check my blog. Nothing unusual. I got an extra upvote on my latest topic Finally A Crypto That Has Broke Free From Bitcoins Grasp ! but other then that everything was just as I left it, or so I thought. I then randomly click the arrow button that shows our estimated rewards we get at payout time and noticed it said 0 SP and 0 Steem even though the rewards on the surface are nearing $10. Well, that is odd I thought to myself so I check the others and they all say the same, 0 rewards to be paid out.

Shit, I'm Filthy Rich

To my wallet I go to see if anything else was out of the ordinary and low and behold, All my Steem / SP and SBD were safe and sound just as I knew they would be. I keep scrolling down to my estimate account value and BOOM ... I'M Rich.

Knowing that I am filthly rich I did what any human would do. I called my boss and told him to take his job and shove it, I ain't working here no more and then played him a few choice songs to further express my feelings towards him.

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I have since been told that that I am not rich and the 130,447,575,197.12 USD showing as my account value is simply just a display glitch. Whoops, It's going to be really awkward at work today.

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This has been an entry into COM Round 39 As per contest rules I must nominate two other Steemians. This week I would like to nominate, Hive account@contestkings and Hive account@eaglespiritI look forward to seeing your entry if you so choose to make one!