Childhood talk
1st friend: I know, I fell down from five o'clock in my childhood.
2nd friend: What the hell! Then? Then what happened? Did you die?
1st friend: know what! What is the childhood and remember now?
Childhood talk
1st friend: I know, I fell down from five o'clock in my childhood.
2nd friend: What the hell! Then? Then what happened? Did you die?
1st friend: know what! What is the childhood and remember now?
I'm a horse!
Two cows stood together on the field.
One asked another person: Did you hear about "Mad Ka Disease"? What a horrible disease !!
The other said: Hey, what will happen to know that, I am a horse!
Cows and goats
One cow and one goat were eating grass in the field.
At one point after the start of the quarrel, the cow is telling the goats
Cow: Beta goat, you really are a cow.
Then the goat became excited and said
Goat: Looks like you're talking like a goat.
Money from money
Son: Father, I think, from tomorrow we will become very rich.
Dad: How?
Boy: Tomorrow our brains teach us how to make money.
First: Why do not we see the sun at night?
Second: How to see! The sun is seen in the dark at night!
Night darkness
First: Why do not we see the sun at night?
Second: How to see! The sun is seen in the dark at night!
Police: You say, thieves steal the refrigerator, car, money, ornaments from your house last night?
Homeowner: Yes |
Police: But why not take the TV?
Home owner: how to take it! Then I was watching TV
