<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 21:24:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@saifa/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[When my grandson, Jimmy, was 4 or 5, we asked him what he wanted]]></title><description><![CDATA[..When my grandson, Jimmy, was 4 or 5, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. “I want to be a machine,” he said without hesitation. When we asked him why, he explained, “Well, you can replace]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/when-my-grandson-jimmy-was-4-or-5-we-asked-him-what-he-wanted</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/when-my-grandson-jimmy-was-4-or-5-we-asked-him-what-he-wanted</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 09:06:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PrxqAS8My84z8QnDpEsSBnKFsBYXvnP2QrLuBUyR5pHZfsUz6UWcv9StTqcigMh5ftUKLVHZ8vPCsDAdtHZViN2t5GHqw8Zi29k?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My granddaughter was discussing the expected arrival of a new brother]]></title><description><![CDATA[..My granddaughter was discussing the expected arrival of a new brother for her 4-year-old son, Matthew. She told Matthew that you can’t predict the exact date of birth. “You were expected on Aug. 19,”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/my-granddaughter-was-discussing-the-expected-arrival-of-a-new-brother</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/my-granddaughter-was-discussing-the-expected-arrival-of-a-new-brother</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 09:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56yqUbvo2DTJv1i6qm8z4ixTabBTrjodFqcaZxnv4Tok15LrPwhw4TU3cmCCSVBNDUX9GetdrggQAPCuVLATT2BPcWahW5pn4BDY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[loves trains. One day I was asking him the names of different parts]]></title><description><![CDATA[..My 6-year-old grandson, William, loves trains. One day I was asking him the names of different parts of an old steam engine. He told me, “That’s a cowcatcher,” and I asked him what it was used for. He]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/loves-trains-one-day-i-was-asking-him-the-names-of-different-parts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/loves-trains-one-day-i-was-asking-him-the-names-of-different-parts</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2018 08:46:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PrxqAS8My84z8QnDpEsSBnKFsBYXvnL6v3YLdEamGzH37hjr6cwZAU7MDs8tk7U6pzGFaBQHUHhRPgREk5TbDLAuoNoeC79cnAJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ives in Asia. While her family was visiting Grandma and Grandpa in Florida]]></title><description><![CDATA[..My 2-year-old niece, Sienna, lives in Asia. While her family was visiting Grandma and Grandpa in Florida, she asked her mother if she could play with Play-doh. Her mother said the Play-doh was back at]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/ives-in-asia-while-her-family-was-visiting-grandma-and-grandpa-in-florida</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/ives-in-asia-while-her-family-was-visiting-grandma-and-grandpa-in-florida</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2018 08:41:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2923mN3pnd7PrxqAS8My84z8QnDpEsSBnKFsBYXvn77ibpJ4QQ6sVcvtdYAcwckarnif9EgCrvwh8p1Upw15B3H31vi86U2UUY6xN2oiAisqiW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thanks Aaron Sanchez for reporting the results but most importantly giving us real feedback!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thanks Aaron Sanchez for reporting the results but most importantly giving us real feedback!! Well at least now I'm not quite as bummed about being unable to go because of work t's what happens when a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/teen/@saifa/thanks-aaron-sanchez-for-reporting-the-results-but-most-importantly-giving-us-real-feedback</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/teen/@saifa/thanks-aaron-sanchez-for-reporting-the-results-but-most-importantly-giving-us-real-feedback</guid><category><![CDATA[teen]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:11:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWSt1Zv16xn4HdRiVPb6hvXR4pBrAUrRAY8oHZEoE1ErQKhUFfzbyBhyr1Ym6nSam3y8nZC3x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[clever fox spoke to the crow politely. He said....]]></title><description><![CDATA[...clever fox spoke to the crow politely. He said, “Hello friend! How are you?" But the crow did not say anything. “Crows are such lovely birds. And you are very charming too," said the fox,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/clever-fox-spoke-to-the-crow-politely-he-said</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/clever-fox-spoke-to-the-crow-politely-he-said</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2018 11:27:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWQEkmjS1cqwcWPJ4oorK44vXBXkn6uQQPF1f4oJWK3EVoiuU8kFoUebYYVQsduAMRthAW5Je?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend]]></title><description><![CDATA[Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. G.F : what the hell wud i do with this diwali rocket?? Boy : you wanted stars naa? Now sit on it and Get lost. Main aasha karta hun Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/boy-bought-a-gift-for-his-girlfriend</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/boy-bought-a-gift-for-his-girlfriend</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2018 09:37:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYrgpYyjy2sAbnSHGK43zFqGJiXsumaNdnKVBEvNHDJvzMtTo5W4s6K8fG9UjJTqeKN14VAHPcJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If ‘Nike’ had been founded by a Woman,]]></title><description><![CDATA[If ‘Nike’ had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been: Just do it.. if you want to.. I don’t want to force you.. It’s your life.. anyway you don’t listen to me.. Do What You Want To Do… Who]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/if-nike-had-been-founded-by-a-woman</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/if-nike-had-been-founded-by-a-woman</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2018 09:31:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWTAs9ZbK3Meu62NrmTE37HcF1wEoc3WNMrDnwtNs4tENuArEx4bhZXedP5Sz1HtBwh2ejQS2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You can date short guys because they are still taller than you . don't ever piss off a short gir]]></title><description><![CDATA[You can date short guys because they are still taller than you don't ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, tiny, adorable ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/you-can-date-short-guys-because-they-are-still-taller-than-you-don-t-ever-piss-off-a-short-gir</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/you-can-date-short-guys-because-they-are-still-taller-than-you-don-t-ever-piss-off-a-short-gir</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 12:40:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWSS4pm3KhoQQzVR7SUtEYJcV1wKAtwPc7eXVJ681W6trRQ7X1mi4xiNwRxpNsVhQhSnpZHyg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Every tall guy as a short girl that drives him crazy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Every tall guy as a short girl that drives him crazy Keep calm and love a short girl i m not short. I'm fun sized, bite-sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty, & great at hugging]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/every-tall-guy-as-a-short-girl-that-drives-him-crazy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@saifa/every-tall-guy-as-a-short-girl-that-drives-him-crazy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 12:34:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWSsQiyvbTttY1ZkPufGp4BtH1MruAEqAFUgAu8sCS4Zn4LjY8aonGoH5ap9wMXzoQTnpK8M4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi Dear How Are You ..am i looking Fat]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/love/@saifa/hi-dear-how-are-you-am-i-looking-fat</link><guid 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DAY I LEARN MANY NEW THIS ABOUT THIS PLATFORM]]></title><description><![CDATA[i would like to give warm thanks to all my friend who guided me to learn about steemit....]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/learn/@saifa/hi-stmeetain-to-day-i-learn-many-new-this-about-this-platform</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/learn/@saifa/hi-stmeetain-to-day-i-learn-many-new-this-about-this-platform</guid><category><![CDATA[learn]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2017 05:16:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWSBomejmHqPAXAq1Y18EKEiaSNYmRCfEDpw13T1XmvAz8ewuJ8FY1VQ7yUMj221e4d3J9Txz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[hi steemitian how are you doing today]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am a type of girl who will make snake while another snake is Cooking......]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/enjoy/@saifa/hi-steemitian-how-are-you-doing-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/enjoy/@saifa/hi-steemitian-how-are-you-doing-today</guid><category><![CDATA[enjoy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[saifa]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 08:27:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWT94Yvca34W8dq1w8xUboXnecWZyyVqoVL2GTMBae9PLz3SpekuSdjxfP87KpnQbsCienG3Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi freind I am Saifa New on this platform .....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi freind I am Saifa New on this platform. i love to make lots of friend ..... .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/friend/@saifa/hi-freind-i-am-saifa-new-on-this-platform</link><guid 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