<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 01:06:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@sanch/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[One of those days...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pranksters on the Run! It was one afternoon at work, and one of our Staff Seargeants discovered his brand new Charger had been vandalized by probably some subordinate shithead looking for a quick laugh.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/prank/@sanch/one-of-those-days</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/prank/@sanch/one-of-those-days</guid><category><![CDATA[prank]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sanch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2016 05:22:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Bathroom Rules?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ok, so I came across this weird note at work the other day. Apparantly some weirdo was throwing paper towells full of crap in the trash can. Nobody knows who it was or why they were doing it but it kept]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/note/@sanch/new-bathroom-rules</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/note/@sanch/new-bathroom-rules</guid><category><![CDATA[note]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sanch]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2016 05:51:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83j5SszZk3BktgkpzANW3PLB13ad43y5GtE4V7nYpPYJoatoSThTvT8XcNps3KVnJcKWRR8kAKAB82?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>