We clean things so they can be destroyed right exactly before you drop by.
We are always smelling things. Pillows. Clothes. Carseats. Butts. My life is just a game of: where and what is that horrible smell? Did something die? Did someone poop? Is that a piece of pizza under there??
Laundry. We are literally always doing laundry.
Step 1: Wash load.
Step 2: Forget.
Step 3: Smell Load.
Step 4: Hmm. Smells fine. Dry load.
Step 5: Smell dry clothes.
Step 6: Dammit.
Step 7: Re-wash and dry.
Step 8: Pull out dry clothes to fold “later” and throw them on your bed.
Step 9: Forget until you go to bed. UGH.
Step 10: Throw clothes on floor.
Step 11: In the morning have children run through clothes until you can no longer tell what is clean.
Step 12: Throw pile back on bed because you cannot even.
Step 13: Repeat until you die.
Delivering the children. To school, from school, to birthday parties, to dance, to sports…
Feeding people
Grocery Shopping.
That's my life 😫😫😫😫