<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:13:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@sassypuffin/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Just keep sluggin away]]></title><description><![CDATA[I feel like these pictures contain some sort of motivational insight in them. I'm just not sure what. Maybe it's something like: Sometimes a task seems impossible from our current perspective. But then]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@sassypuffin/just-keep-sluggin-away-ujlclpr2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@sassypuffin/just-keep-sluggin-away-ujlclpr2</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:15:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixDM31aj3YwrVMqPuas7rqXquJRGsU9avYLX3C9XGVHWzJUF2hMzp8UvPnjyWN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Miyabi Knives]]></title><description><![CDATA[These Miyabi micro carbide stainless steel knives were made in Japan. They have a raindrop Damascus pattern in the steel and unique wood handles. They are razor sharp and can cut tomatoes out of the air,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/food/@sassypuffin/miyabi-knives-ri4v5qkg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/food/@sassypuffin/miyabi-knives-ri4v5qkg</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2019 21:12:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixCN5eLAyK1oKmamT2vaQhdphsjGZ6ygQNpjCcBp8FTiBZgy2Uf8gTTNUjQ6dt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's for Dinner?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me: "Can you make me something to eat?" Wife: "Sure. What do you want?" Me: "....hmmm...hmm...I dont know." Wife: ".... okay." 10 minutes later my wife plops a bowl]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/whats-for-dinner-h69uptib</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/whats-for-dinner-h69uptib</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 19:52:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixUJnRZ5sQqpYQLwHqQ9rddqyVLfAcVA24pJkWNQmQfVkwBByN3wAvQRuE3BuQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh, It's that Kind of Party]]></title><description><![CDATA[I stumbled upon this piece of artwork at a museum and had to take a picture. Not only is it a beautiful piece of art but the meme possibilities are endless!!! I'd love to see what sorts of memes other]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/oh-its-that-kind-of-party-tdjkwirc</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/oh-its-that-kind-of-party-tdjkwirc</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2019 15:29:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixUx4L61mMUJWCjPycjzG7chVGPEtN5CqgXPVYiZ3KavJSvhxrasfV9rjAqPbC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[IFC S2R12: How to Read "Infinite Jest"]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is my entry for round 12 of the Information Finding Championship (IFC). In this round we have to teach the group something of our choosing. I've decided to teach everyone how to read the book]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/ifc-s2r12-how-to-read-infinite-jest-yjb6e0vr</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/ifc-s2r12-how-to-read-infinite-jest-yjb6e0vr</guid><category><![CDATA[ifc]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2019 16:17:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixEekR2XFpwkVLD3zoDWj4VMdwfTnSq3pyQn1j4RSSZBviENaZjm2jcnn1ZEWa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[IFC S2R11 - Alphabetic Word Challenge Poem ]]></title><description><![CDATA[[Imge Pixabay] I thought I'd give this IFC challenge a try with a poem about babies. The challenge is to create a written work using words that start with each letter of the alphabet and put them in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/ifc-s2r11-alphabetic-word-challenge-poem-suybm4qg</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/ifc-s2r11-alphabetic-word-challenge-poem-suybm4qg</guid><category><![CDATA[ifc]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2019 18:37:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixEKk2Nb2FDWTKWxe2zZ9QWhUegBU2CPqiPoxoNnoLdWs3RFvGbm54FHGQ6SB8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Convoy Against Carbon Tax]]></title><description><![CDATA[Recently in Canada a convoy of gas gussling trucks drove the highways in protest of the provinces implementing a carbon tax. The tax, which is a non-revenue generating tax (proceeds going back to the people)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@sassypuffin/convoy-against-carbon-tax-gbo8fyoi</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@sassypuffin/convoy-against-carbon-tax-gbo8fyoi</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2019 19:25:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixVfKfvXqPyUBPpY6nEYciEbhGXSji9kpzCP2VekUPoXV9bkvhaNZh49u4nKjc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Find the Hidden Object]]></title><description><![CDATA[Find the hidden object in the picture. First person to comment with the answer gets an upvote. I'm being facetious. Everyone who votes and comments on my posts always gets an upvote. My votes not really]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/contest/@sassypuffin/find-the-hidden-object-oqlpjuva</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/contest/@sassypuffin/find-the-hidden-object-oqlpjuva</guid><category><![CDATA[contest]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2019 18:28:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixD5e6MZimENuuJkJ65HEcDx89o6gkNJ3MYXnMPWK9Ene523nFuP8KDTTff9An?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me Trying to Outsmart My Wife]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me: Have you ever tried a pickled cucumber? Uhh, yeah. They are called pickles....... (quietly to myself) Dammit........ Okay fine. ......???...... Were you trying to trick me or something? ... ... ...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/me-trying-to-outsmart-my-wife-zqnjqhmr</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/me-trying-to-outsmart-my-wife-zqnjqhmr</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2019 17:08:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixUJQyfuCynhqw7GenyqTrPUANGJm5qmUjv1LRf3hEhgQipLcDvqZ1YJoFB5Ne?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you remember when people used to say....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you remember when people used to say things like "shizzle?" as in "Fo shizzle" They would just throw in a bunch of extra letters, especially Z's and L's, to make words extra exciting.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/do-you-remember-when-people-used-to-say-atcmhyty</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/do-you-remember-when-people-used-to-say-atcmhyty</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2019 18:15:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixFJLAYKc9Lr4Fzz38LvWKqhntGUjbZZFWkg77SUJikfSS82Re3gGgn495hWaS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why?! Why!? Why!?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I came across this doll in a store a little while back. Personally, I think its terrifying - the stuff of nightmares. There is no doubt in my mind that it is possessed. So many questions: Why was it ever]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/why-why-why-bnmfcqrv</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ifc/@sassypuffin/why-why-why-bnmfcqrv</guid><category><![CDATA[ifc]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2019 14:38:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixE4CZYq8cUFT3MPhKa1G1qRb8bzyauS1cE2nqBCPUHS87idy9Dzxn56uj7zzi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rough Day]]></title><description><![CDATA[When they change a system at work that nobody understands and all your customers and clients are pissed because of the disruption. wife: "how was your day today puffin?" me:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/rough-day-us4ue1ka</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/rough-day-us4ue1ka</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 23:54:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixUx57kQSWrtvkrWtzibNYL89g49kYde95hfwiyCsCWzeXyge2C5FUvq7MRdPU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Renaissance Fashion]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dammit David! We said we would all wear hats today. Youre always trying to be different!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/partiko/@sassypuffin/renaissance-fashion-bhohijer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/partiko/@sassypuffin/renaissance-fashion-bhohijer</guid><category><![CDATA[partiko]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2019 20:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixCNJSmxZgAyeGicBahhbEnptXBqhJcpFFMS7vuhUoiwVRdbRdUs2rzWizzgYE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[F_ing Giraffs]]></title><description><![CDATA[I took this picture at a museum and then I turned it into a meme F***ing Giraffs!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/fing-giraffs-1aejv0rd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@sassypuffin/fing-giraffs-1aejv0rd</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2019 16:56:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjVtYhc8EyUCS1n2TpsbpKuDhBkZTQTi2NsGVP3cuDYfbsXixV1X45iPzaCtgW39wjQLEqhSWx7dVo3S618xVduhwueMzZ3J4vWAUPPG1jJ3Y?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Antipost]]></title><description><![CDATA[I saw this thing once. Maybe it was on tv or online or maybe it was in my own mind. I didn’t quite know what to think about it, right because, well... I didn’t know what it was or if it was even real.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/antipost/@sassypuffin/antipost</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/antipost/@sassypuffin/antipost</guid><category><![CDATA[antipost]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 20:20:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9FTxf9qMFkxFTvMkQ5M64BcNL95eKJpadyAG8uD2JJ97nVxiHht9sX9px5vzr5HCboZbRmXLhzKK4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Cookie Told Me So]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was getting worried for a while there but I'm starting to feel good about crypto again. The cookie told me so.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/the-cookie-told-me-so</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/the-cookie-told-me-so</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 19:28:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH7yMsCTUu2vQsDgsofcSjAnXH8KPCX4KGu3H5mXvF7fFGzLiQFsToH8GxLnFfwhWKG9hH9tLYUr8QNxkKc6pB9sWc2eGcTG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Smell the Dogs Feet....]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey. Hey Puffin. Yes? Hey. Smell the dogs feet. ???ummm? Why would I do that? Because...They smell good.They smell like popcorn. ......... That's ridiculous. I'm not smelling the dogs feet. Come on. Just]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/smell-the-dogs-feet</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/smell-the-dogs-feet</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2018 21:05:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/k75bsZMwYNtze9xHvT6xWCdz7q3QGD35ZKdaPpVrFksWkHfnaWeLgMKhHnWf4qQZtqGYQ1pw9UF15i6amJduUxBa4VEpApADS1pWs3SSHcmWoKvTJQ71vEF2gd67ey5AcsFpVTLU9QWe7cGcWzVP5jhX1hvP3CjRx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Living with a Woman is Impossible]]></title><description><![CDATA["Honey.How many arms and hands do you have?" "I have two arms and two hands." "I see.And are you able to shave your legs with your feet?" "Ummm??Nooooo.Why?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/living-with-a-woman-is-impossible</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/living-with-a-woman-is-impossible</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2018 11:43:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9UaeCDCSHNsMTLzdHTi631TQ6VKzNhnK9yhsvLdK8Cv628QaM3HWk1uPyhAk9xEbKHM2eUt9RGodBhG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[That awkward moment...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Remember that time when I took a picture of my fingerand you thought it was a picture of a penis]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/that-awkward-moment</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@sassypuffin/that-awkward-moment</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 15:30:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQfQgENfxADE6EVYabczqmSF5KeWefV5WL9WH2CuGpBP6LTKgF6ushMDjBbtNwdtde2sruaeP2b2xB59Kon5WucHZkY513Xjy6Zm5UPSz1W32bjNCKtrrd4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pi]]></title><description><![CDATA[3.1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/science/@sassypuffin/pi</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/science/@sassypuffin/pi</guid><category><![CDATA[science]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sassypuffin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2018 15:05:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9UhQhc9hEmTZymCgCeVqyuk6iJo3Bc3ZqoE2P1evvhoGED6oeASYnJSDR2oiYHjBpeF5qi7xtC1U1PL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>