<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 07:09:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@satooo/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[减肥餐]]></title><description><![CDATA[一直被同事朋友们吐槽，说我太胖了。都劝我别老在外面吃饭，重油重盐容易胖又不健康，自己在家做点健康的减肥餐……于是，一个月后我惊讶地发现，为了研究怎么做出健康的减肥餐，我又胖了5斤]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@satooo/3ksuip</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@satooo/3ksuip</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[satooo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 15:16:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[想起个好玩的事情]]></title><description><![CDATA[听朋友讲他们当兵时候的故事。有一次部队打靶回来军车没油了，就征用了一辆民用面包车。他们一个班的战士都坐在面包车里。司机师傅大概是太紧张了，途中不小心蹭到一辆黑色轿车。随即轿车上下来三四个手拿钢管的壮汉气势汹汹地走过来。一开门，看到他们五六个手拿九五式步枪的战士。为首的光头说道：“同志，要不要看钢管舞，免费的。”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@satooo/goirm</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@satooo/goirm</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[satooo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 15:09:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[当时觉得好美]]></title><description><![CDATA[有谁还记得这一幕吗？]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@satooo/5jkbps</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/wow/@satooo/5jkbps</guid><category><![CDATA[wow]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[satooo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 15:45:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsgNVprpdADnUZspHNrRgRax5xAdVT6CFfrmLozVdYV3ZBWu4vJQ8R2JFonye8PULcT9yTibB2ykX5hoVLVJ4NL3JwehHpz1zfwWt9tdAXbyrrzPsXFojU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[从便便想开去，发现真正的“偏见”]]></title><description><![CDATA[本文适合上厕所时阅读，仅供娱乐，也可当真！ 我肚子里住着一只叫小马萨米的绦虫。这已经是第五代了。马萨米一天能够产下大约一百万个卵。但如果我只在冲水马桶排便的话，那么绦虫卵一个也孵化不了。只有在河川排便，才能使虫卵顺利孵化。虫卵孵化后会游入水蚤体内，一进到水蚤体内，幼虫便开始成长。不过，在水蚤体内的幼虫无法顺利的继续生长，小马萨米的幼虫必须住进某条鱼的身体里，才能成长为成虫。]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@satooo/5tpr7i</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@satooo/5tpr7i</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[satooo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 15:26:36 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>