You know that feeling, when you just get that overwhelming urge? That overcomes you and encompasses every thought, and every sense becomes obsessed? Well my wife and I had that urge tonight...

No not that urge

sicko...

GLORIOUS AMERICAN CHINESE FOOD

Keep in mind I wont eat just any cheap Chinese food though...
It must keep my criteria

• An average around 3.5/5 review
  (This tells me that its good, but doesn't have fake reviews)
• The outside MUST look mildly sketchy
  (This tells me they are too focused on making bomb food to care about whats happening outside)
  
  note the outdated satellites on top of the roof! What could those even be for?? perfect
• When you walk in their oldest son must be the guy behind the counter, and the mom/dad makes the food
  (I love family business)
• The restaurant should NEVER be full.
  (I wanna see like 2-3 tables full at MAX)
• Preferably they have a detached lounge where they make most of their money
  (This supports their food portion staying open with so few customers)

Bonus points if none of the employees care to get up from their phones when i walk in
I mean their food has to be BOMB if they don't care about customer service
^^^ I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THAT ^^^

PART 2: THE FOOD

ON TODAYS MENU
Sweet and sour chicken
Mongolian Beef 3/5 stars
BBQ pork fried rice

How was it?

• Sweet and Sour Chicken: 10/10 would eat everday till I puke
• Mongolian Beef: 4/10 Kinda like limp wet rubber. Only eat if someone else is paying.
• BBQ Pork Fried Rice: 17/10 So good you forget how fractions work.

Fortune Cookies

• Wife said that the cookie was the best ever I think she is still high off of that rice
  Vote on which fortune was mine and my wifes by clicking that upvote button
  1 vote = yep that's a fortune cookie fortune
  Will send leftover Chinese food to the winner (me)