The truth behind @sco and all science on steemit (and the world)!!!

Ok, so today we learned that Hive account@suesa is not a nice female student, but a male puppet of big pharma, who - together with Hive account@reggaemuffin - holds one of our most respected science bloggers, the charming Hive account@scienceangel as a hostage. Also, Hive account@alexs1320 faked his scepticism of the truth behind vaccines.

So WTF is happening in the steemstem community? Are these just random incidences, or do you see the greater picture, the grad conspiracy behind this fishy science lovers here on our sacred platform? If yes, you won't be surprised that also I have a truth to share.

You thought I was a genuine, sometimes a little too testosteronic independent post-doc researcher in toxicology? I am not.
Let me today reveal that my real name is Monsanto Nestle Glaxo-Bayer von Sandoz, and I do look nothing like this:

I just stole this picture from some lame guy on facebook. In reality I look like this:

As you might have guessed, I am not human.

Let me tell you my story: We von Sandoz' live behind the moon, where we built an apperatus to control the minds of humans ages ago. We fooled you underlings to believe the earth is spheric. It is flat, of course. Columbus was such an easy victim, some hot native chicks and he was ours.
In the 1960s, NASA decided to fly to the moon. This came unexpected, as we didn't forsee our slaves to reach the mental and technical capability to discover us and uncover our plot. So when Neill made his small step, we killed him and his mates. And I travelled back. We later faked the whole thing in a film studio, wasn't a problem to fool humans again, you're a bunch of idiots.

I have one mission, and one mission only, at your planet: to keep you under control, and away from finding the free energy fields on Earth that we need so desperatly for our own kind since the fields on the moon are deplored. Science is the tool to fool you into believing that you understand the world, while in truth, you understand nothing. Big Pharma, vaccinations, chemtrails are perfect ways to inject some brain-controling chemicals as well.

Unfortunatly, on this very platform here, people started to discover and speeking out the real truth. So before you could connect the dots, I decided to pay authors like Hive account@suesa for pushing our agenda. He uncovered himself today, but many others are still on the payroll, and will ensure our victory. I am behind every single major science blog here, and even behind some bad-written conspiracy posts. I wrote the anti-vaxx posts by Hive account@steemtruth myself, and then debunked them as BS to create the perfect effect on you.

Why am I telling you all this now? Well, today is the 1st of April, so you will think this is all just a joke. You don't believe me anyway, do you?

You see?

Thanks for the attention, and now go on with you petty life, earthling.