<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 03:20:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@scottyg/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day!!]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/5jbhjp-joke-of-the-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/5jbhjp-joke-of-the-day</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2018 02:42:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFVtpM8rCsJzDgecVMtkz4jpzBsszXjhqan9vSVQK8aBDmok714sAShRkB39mCvJZCxb89S3riedR4QuFjwV3dxpWpv683wvF9WTbrphBf1FuojEtC1X2KuJK5WNiH2kkN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke of the day!!]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/poeku-joke-of-the-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/poeku-joke-of-the-day</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:31:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH7z9LRsBhXDptLrQJaCG3H1rhyTmJSdPLkVG1N9DF6qP3Ep6ZTGPBy8Nwukw6KHYtndv5toHexvi55DkJgj3Rn7Rp3QWAAa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A test, please upvote]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just doing a simple test to see what times people are most on. I will share my findings to everyone here, so please just upvote if u stumble across this]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/a-test</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/a-test</guid><category><![CDATA[community]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 01:40:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgskW8qdPdvSqcwwJTvbiCMpGmRey1Rtd8H5qX925iupXYBvwzRcMPGTvYVZyCG14hu9xp3med61t6oQSGZe7ER6vtdaSSF65PYZVUdFF45deTRTUaMibkd58EehLCxRxKKcPEeCuiHWZ6WMMTb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How a paramedic's split-second decision may have saved a Florida student's life]]></title><description><![CDATA[As Madeleine Wilford bled out from multiple gunshot wounds outside Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, the first responder struggling to keep her alive was faced with a choice. Coral Springs Fire Department]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/how-a-paramedic-s-split-second-decision-may-have-saved-a-florida-student-s-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/how-a-paramedic-s-split-second-decision-may-have-saved-a-florida-student-s-life</guid><category><![CDATA[community]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2018 14:59:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/k75bsZMwYNu9ctzi1F9jz58mBMjYifb7sM3UNCXKgHnCkTCT3R2AnSqbs8pg5R2Fz7Tk3da6Rur94HsDeVfFMzGi9LptQkNq2HDtBbN64fjXf62D1VK9doun2vamZp8cWvuCPqmgxoLagmaHUBL7ZeRoLvexqMC86?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Eat This for Breakfast to Reduce Blood Pressure, Blood Sugar, and Lose Belly Fat]]></title><description><![CDATA[Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Breakfast starts the metabolism and helps burn calories during the day. Also, breakfast provides you the necessary energy to get things done and helps you]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/healthy/@scottyg/eat-this-for-breakfast-to-reduce-blood-pressure-blood-sugar-and-lose-belly-fat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/healthy/@scottyg/eat-this-for-breakfast-to-reduce-blood-pressure-blood-sugar-and-lose-belly-fat</guid><category><![CDATA[healthy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2018 01:21:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9dx1buQgbeaetmq3RXiGezpxfqichiyEaJRWqMMjPTFoxKoeJLZ2THUontPH59EnYwaRBkWtC9FQYY695GGB9Kks94RUVBiKePzZ7KJsjDrVrMsqwiwSyjrZVoXDTaXqCQpB8rrSxHEFE4umb2UFYuTEY1FcwnAgXg9dhBDoxaNRZSFpCbLk7YNztwAkbEsWwhrVzWtZc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Student discovers her dad is her uncle and uncovers mum's affair after blood test in science class!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[A series of tweets has claimed that student discovered that her dad was not her biological father after she completed blood tests for a science class. The girl, who is thought to be a student at California]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/student-discovers-her-dad-is-her-uncle-and-uncovers-mum-s-affair-after-blood-test-in-science-class</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/student-discovers-her-dad-is-her-uncle-and-uncovers-mum-s-affair-after-blood-test-in-science-class</guid><category><![CDATA[community]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2018 01:29:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QD2aHbJiivbVZV6nAA4BJrX2xi1YbtzAUa8NNQDC7EXr95yExAFXWeA4JYFcV7gBfh3hmDd6itdZXu7arnNyLca5bALkxMzJ29wHJqpmtkjsRv2eHhTt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I heard of the meat diet, didnt know it can be this bad for you!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[This year, more and more of us are deciding to cut out meat altogether in favour of becoming vegetarian or vegan. But what if you totally rejected the vegetarian ideal and went completely carnivore instead?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/i-heard-of-the-meat-diet-didnt-know-it-can-be-this-bad-for-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/community/@scottyg/i-heard-of-the-meat-diet-didnt-know-it-can-be-this-bad-for-you</guid><category><![CDATA[community]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 12:56:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZytQzfHkdgXaFAPYPDNUAwUaXwJLMSU35KfFeJQKj1X7zks4fT4gNio8hzxg7vs24BFPjbYWG4bZQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No problems, no stress]]></title><description><![CDATA[That sound you hear when you already closed the cupboard & hear something fall -yeah, that’s the sound of someone else’s problem.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/no-problems-no-stress</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/no-problems-no-stress</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:22:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/gPCasciUWmF5VZucjWuzmpXUomGMznGBossB7LD3VCJgwSLhMSzC2KSfy2F3G9vWpiqr7MgWkfQP6dhDSeZ6pTw3uhV8sM7fcfLtogNAR7ebowHNSeTyb2xAQfBwtzuQSSJJGJfGaxyiLxM65U?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who can solve these mysteries?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe: 1) Why are we here? 2) How come Chinese restaurants don't serve breakfast?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/who-can-solve-these-mysteries</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/who-can-solve-these-mysteries</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 12:51:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVthqpTJZmwvzsLcvMeG4TU4Gjdfy25xmJuCEhRbTUkEWmiUgnVNpgCtmK7jv2WEAtj3jh7PmKtSFBCUHPMVqM7tsmzE1uwzNrgmqjxequzFNtNKtsfApHV9VmqVR6W8VSNfF?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[News]]></title><description><![CDATA[Flood waters in Paris have swallowed the Île aux Cygnes. 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"The rotation we're referring to is among the smaller alt-coins]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@scottyg/2018-might-be-the-year-of-the-great-crypto-rotation-says-wall-street-investor-tom-lee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@scottyg/2018-might-be-the-year-of-the-great-crypto-rotation-says-wall-street-investor-tom-lee</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 02:11:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Check it out]]></title><description><![CDATA[About CoinLoan CoinLoan is a truly groundbreaking project. Our platform uses a unique algorithm to offer maximum choice and flexibility for our clients - who are able to act as both a lender and borrower.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@scottyg/check-it-out</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@scottyg/check-it-out</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 01:48:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Take a break!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: I just found these pictures and gifs on the internet. I didn't make them, I don't own any rights to them, I just decided to share them with you. Hope u like them The last is my favorite]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@scottyg/take-a-break</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nsfw/@scottyg/take-a-break</guid><category><![CDATA[nsfw]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:39:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2VenBcVJQBwkZmyV1DTtZwTJFNGQ9dfjHFkkTGYv6uw5sg5FjaeJDYVPRh1fnfu4JwngW73aqCMAVc7fEe3JadcTV2VDDe3H3vqHX2ttvN5KR9QS2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny stuff lol]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-stuff-lol</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-stuff-lol</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 01:14:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs77cb6DbMECqmxFfx38jiA6xyZwEc8ARHCv14fEgmAmML4sCjJxDXPdpyFCTMqmrog8cwFgto8Brg5JW9GWWyjCBRMr1d4S?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny joke, read till the end hahah]]></title><description><![CDATA[A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. 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Johnny says,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/3vd1mn-joke-of-the-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/3vd1mn-joke-of-the-day</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2017 13:37:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm4iYtFdzVNy1kt3F2tvRShXkTnWxjMpiuL256itJqechhaR9et18PjFPX7YyZCKGKvLXqM1fWiMkJCcbGe6hbXzt2wgS7ZB6swGssB9EqczGbNRP3cGtxoCTzLdAig6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny drawing of me and my father on my birthday]]></title><description><![CDATA[Got this done for me by a friend for my birthday on November 22nd thats me and my father.. he is pretty talented]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-drawing-of-me-and-my-father-on-my-birthday</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-drawing-of-me-and-my-father-on-my-birthday</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2017 13:15:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs77bC5gvRjENZ1WGHNmZHkdLGfBam8MqKTS6vAYwm3mTu2Ar9T6bYmNmJQVV5gG4qyLAsaffZNGYN3XzVan4sLcCrh9hUYN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some people are idiots .. funny hahaha]]></title><description><![CDATA[Self inflicted fails...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/some-people-are-idiots-funny-hahaha</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/some-people-are-idiots-funny-hahaha</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2017 16:28:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e8HzsMhE1WFqTCV6GDMJZUqRQvEpyWYMJZL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny skit from russell peters]]></title><description><![CDATA[Must see, hahaha]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-skit-from-russell-peters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@scottyg/funny-skit-from-russell-peters</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[scottyg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2017 13:09:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e8huLG6Zyi9bPEsdSaBLNNX915ZUBHpjvsY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>