I get it! The one with the most spirituality wins. That is certainly how you came across in your last comment. Let me leave you with a dose of this... You assumed I didn't know.

The Role of a Guru. The Guru Gita (verse 17) aptly describes the guru as "dispeller of darkness" (from gu, "darkness" and ru, "that which dispels"). ... He who faithfully follows a true guru becomes like him, for the guru helps to elevate the disciple to his own level of realization."

Understand that you have a real long way before full understanding.
To be humble is to be a teacher. You were far from that by laughing in your last comment. Laughing at your students would be unauthentic and hardly spiritual.