Hello everyone, let me introduce you all to my "amazing" cryptocurrency: steemconnect
here is how it works:
Steemconnect is a platform where you can trade steem into steemconnect(SCC)
here is a chart demonstrating how it works; well it's totally not an edit of the amazing bitconnect chart
- First step, you have to deposit your steem into your given address. We DON'T want you to pay in credit card because we want to keep all of our users anonymous and attract more "investors." You should trust me because I'm very trust worthy. I definitely wouldn't tell you another benefit of this is that I can just take your steem and run.
2.buy our scc, this will be the BEST investment of your life!
3.lend it out and we will pay you an insane amount of interest because this is a very "sustainable" business model.
4.Earn daily profit. Well at least I will get profit GURANTEED
After the basic description of SCC I will give you a sneak peak of our secret algorithm that magically manages everything.
Our algorithm will ALWAYS work until it fails. Well, if it ever fails we can just take our money and run. Then I can post a tweet about the shut down of our service and say SCC will go back up. Our algorithm not only manages steem trading and lending, it also tracks down who upvoted this article. The legend was told that if you upvote this article, you will "totally" get equivalent amount of SCC.
Marketing
We utilize a marketing technique called youtuber marketing and multilevel marketing. Multilevel marketing is a "genius" marketing method that is definitely legal. I just need my boys on youtube to market this to people. They will always tell you SCC is amazing because they get the juicy commission. Of course, I would never tell you that.
here is a link about our marketing technique if you want to learn more about it:
https://steemit.com/bitcoin/@qtip2001/what-is-a-ponzi-scheme-bitconnect-bitcoin-and-more
Future
Steemconnect was growing at a rapid rate in the last few days. According to C10n De3k it grew from couple cents to a hundred dollar in matter of days. It performed 100 times better than ripple. We expect it to reach $10000 by the end of 2018! Steemconnect got a bright future and don't miss just like you missed bitcoin 5 years ago!
Thank you for reading the article and I hope you enjoyed it! I put "lot of effort" drawing this. Upvotes are really appreciated and I will see you next time!