<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 13:38:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shantishapyfrom/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The mean things my kids have said to other people.]]></title><description><![CDATA[One of my friends was hanging out by my house playing with my kids. She was giving my son a piggy back ride. My daughter decided she wants a piggy back ride too. I was not prepared for what was about to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-things-my-kids-have-said-to-other-people</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-things-my-kids-have-said-to-other-people</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2017 01:22:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Spider]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's too early for this. Why do you have to visit me 5:00 am in the morning, in my bathroom right over the tub. Why!!! I am terrified. There is a lot going through my mind right now. I'm here wishing that]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/spiders/@shantishapyfrom/dear-mr-spider</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/spiders/@shantishapyfrom/dear-mr-spider</guid><category><![CDATA[spiders]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 10:43:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs757pWNGNLcJ7ZLfyC1vqhKpRFnHu4MAU2LirC4SYKkwocvKhc6pVcUxkCvtxZ6XBdDR71GX7ytcBaT1GNZQNF6ugDEK7pA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Honesty is the best polocy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Me: Boss, can I take tomorrow off please. Boss: Why, what do you have to do? Me: Nothing. Boss: ......At least your honest. You can have tomorrow off. Me: ;)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shantishapyfrom/honesty-is-the-best-polocy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shantishapyfrom/honesty-is-the-best-polocy</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 11:06:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The mean things my family says to me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was telling my sister one afternoon how I was thinking about becoming a flight attendant. She then looks me up and down from head to to toe and says "Are you sure you are the right size to be a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/family/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-things-my-family-says-to-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/family/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-things-my-family-says-to-me</guid><category><![CDATA[family]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 03:16:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When anime interrupts your lesson.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm in the middle of teaching Sunday school and one of the students change the subject by asking "Who would win a fight between Goku and Saitama?" When I said Goku, thats when the debate began]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shantishapyfrom/when-anime-interrupts-your-lesson</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shantishapyfrom/when-anime-interrupts-your-lesson</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2017 00:10:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The mean stuff my kids say to me.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm laying down in the bed with my son laying on me. He looks up at me and says "mommy, how can we get the fat off your muscles.# I totally ignored his question. Then my daughter decided to comment]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-stuff-my-kids-say-to-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shantishapyfrom/the-mean-stuff-my-kids-say-to-me</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:55:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm new here.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Just want to introduce myself to everyone. I am a mother of two beautiful children. I'm 33 years old, but i don't feel like I am. I constantly remind myself that im 33 and I should act]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduce/@shantishapyfrom/i-m-new-here</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduce/@shantishapyfrom/i-m-new-here</guid><category><![CDATA[introduce]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shantishapyfrom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 04:26:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>