<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 19:41:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shayanrc/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he forgot to load bullets when he went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@shayanrc/guy-doctor-my-girlfriend-is-pregnant-but-we-always-use-protection-and-the-rubber-never-broke-how-is-it-possible</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/jokes/@shayanrc/guy-doctor-my-girlfriend-is-pregnant-but-we-always-use-protection-and-the-rubber-never-broke-how-is-it-possible</guid><category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shayanrc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:22:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>