If you were like me, during the 8 years of the Obama administration you saw VP Joe Biden as something of a joke.
Joe reminded me a lot of George W: a dopy goofball who could always be trusted to say something dumb and embarrassing that required damage control.
Here's a short list of some of the dumb stuff he said on the campaign trail:
"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007
"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008
"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008
"Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008
"This is a big f**king deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010
The Top 10 Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes
Here he is giving advice on how Americans should protect themselves, which involves firing a shotgun when you threatened:
Despite all of this, Biden is a darling of the Left in America.
In fact, he's so beloved by the Left that they LOVE his feuding with Trump and they hope he would run for president in 2020.
But if he were to do that, there would be so much that would be exposed about his "creepy" behavior that's been caught on camera... and much more.
Why the Left loves Joe
The left-wing loves Uncle Joe because they feel like he's an equivalent "tough guy" to combat President Trump, who they loath and despise.
Essentially, they like it when Joe says he's going to beat up Trump, because that's what they think they'd like to do.
It started here:
“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere, and she likes it,’ ” Biden said during a speech at the University of Miami, according to ABC News. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’ ”
“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden continued. “I’m a pretty [darn] good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest SOB in the room.”
Trump and Biden are both openly fantasizing about who would win in a fistfight
This isn't a one-off.
Biden has made it part of his brand to say he wants to beat up Trump.
The Left loves this.
It fulfill their fantasy of causing physical harm to the figurehead of politics they disagree with.
They love this so much that they want Joe to run against Trump in 2020.
Creepy Uncle Joe, 2020
It's no secret that the Democratic party is floundering right now.
They have no decent figurehead. Hillary Clinton is the de-facto ideological leader of the Democrats, even though her entire message for the last year and a half has been not about positive policy proposals but group identitarianism and discord.
Not to mention the party is dead broke coming into a vital midterm election that they were previously gloating about sweeping in a "Blue Wave":
he Democratic National Committee had a rough 2017, plagued by leadership troubles, internal squabbling, and unflattering reports. To top it off, the party ended the year "dead broke," says The Intercept's Ryan Grim.
The Democratic Party is carrying more than $6 million in debt, according to year-end filings — and has just $6.5 million in the bank. Do the math, and the party is working with just over $400,000 overall. Meanwhile, the Republicans are swimming in pools of money. The Republican National Committee had raised $132 million by the end of 2017 — about twice as much as the DNC — and entered 2018 with almost $40 million to spare, with not a penny of debt.
The DNC is reportedly 'dead broke.' The RNC has nearly $40 million.
The Democrats desperately want a personality on their side who is strong enough to challenge Trump and energize the party, and with all his tough guy rhetoric, many Democrats see Joe as that guy.
Former Vice President Joe Biden is not ruling out a White House run in 2020, telling MSNBC host Al Sharpton that all options remain open.
In response to a Sharpton question — “What would make Joe Biden really consider running in 2020 for president?" — Biden said former President Barack Obama gave some good advice.
"I know Barack always asked me that question. And he said what’s going to make the decision," Biden said. "I‘ve got to be able to look in the mirror, and, if I walk away, know I'm not walking away because I’m afraid or I’m worried about losing or that I just don’t want to take on the responsibility."
Biden: I'm not ruling out 2020 run
And he has grassroots support from his party.
Former Vice President Joe Biden’s quiet run for the 2020 presidential campaign is already winning deep support in Democratic circles.
The pollster Rasmussen Reports reveals that already Biden has the backing of 37 percent of Democrats, a crushing blow to two others hinting at a repeat run, Hillary Clinton and Sen. Bernie Sanders. Clinton is second, at 14 percent, Sanders third at 11 percent.
Democrats want Biden over Clinton, Sanders, McAuliffe in 2020
According to that poll:
Among all voters, 25% prefer Biden, while 12% say Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Nine percent (9%) choose Clinton. Senators Cory Booker of New Jersey, Kamala Harris of California and Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts are each the choice of four percent (4%) of voters. Two percent (2%) like former Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe. But 25% support someone else, and 17% are undecided.
So, if any one person is to lead the Democratic party in an election against Trump, it seems the people are saying "We want Joe!"
Well, except for the fact that he is tied with "anyone else" at 25%
Here's where Joe gets "creepy"
There's a good reason why people call him "Creepy Uncle Joe".
The most recent victim is Stephanie Carter. Her husband, Ashton Carter, was sworn in as the new defense secretary. As Ashton spoke at the podium, Biden rubbed Stephanie’s shoulders and whispered in her ear. She is only the latest in a series of women inappropriately groped by the vice president, America’s “Creepy Uncle Joe” as people stood by and watched. One of the more awkward moments from the Joe Biden inappropriate behavior reel is his whispering, grabbing, and ultimately trying to kiss Delaware Senator Chris Coon’ daughter Maggie. She is 13. Coons defended Biden saying that “he was being Joe” and it was just his way of being “thoughtful and sweet” to a young girl in the spotlight. Ultimately, what else could he say? Biden being Biden is an acceptable explanation to the media watching, what is a senator from the vice president’s party supposed to do?
America Shouldn't Tolerate 'Biden Being Biden'
Woah... wtf?
Did he just kiss her? During a swearing in event? In front of an audience and the press?
What the hell is wrong with this guy? That's awfully strange behavior for someone we just saw drilling Trump over accusations that he's done EXACTLY THE SAME THING, right?
Well, it get's worse.
Touching women and young girls, playing with their hair, and kissing them in public without their permission is a long-time hobby of Creepy Uncle Joe.
You can see how uncomfortable the girls are with Joe's hands. And in that last scene you can see him eyeballing the little girl that Sessions is minding, then when he lunges in to put his hands on her Sessions swats him away and gives him a stare. Maybe Sessions knows something we don't?
Here's another short satirical compilation of Joe touching women and little girls, and being really fucking creepy.
I think the best and most widely known analysis of the behvior of Biden comes from Paul Watson:
Here's Richard Armande Mills
Then there's this tweet where Biden is congratulating Obama with "Happy 55th!" and a picture of these friendship bracelets.
First of all: how completely infantile!
What kind of grown-ass man shares a friendship bracelet with another grown-ass man for his 55th birthday???
And secondly: see that pizza slice?
We have some idea what THAT means: Child Trafficking: 800,000 Children Go Missing Per Year
What do you think?
I think that if Creepy Uncle Joe were to run in 2020, we would see a whole new host of evidence come out about his love for touching young children, and for "pizza".
Because of that, I really, really, REALLY hope he runs.
What do you think?
