<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 21:00:07 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shehu1602/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Laugh Small]]></title><description><![CDATA[Laugh small my people!! A graduate in Biology was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/laugh-small-82c1148b8ed65</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/laugh-small-82c1148b8ed65</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2018 07:18:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN5n7ngkmzAz2fEC1W51p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Journey Together Is So Short]]></title><description><![CDATA[A young lady sat in a bus. At the next stop a loud and grumpy old lady came and sat by her. She squeezed into the seat and bumped her with her numerous bags. The person sitting on the other side of the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/the-journey-together-is-so-short-33761d90e285b</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/the-journey-together-is-so-short-33761d90e285b</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 15:43:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfthXq6idQV5Ae2bGj3t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Special meal]]></title><description><![CDATA[A certain guy walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu, ordered for some food. After about 20 mins a group of guys walked in and ordered for their food too. To the dismay of the guy, these]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/special-meal-90436d3347258</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/special-meal-90436d3347258</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 21:57:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMyBTGDA9TGX5G3RnUQYW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[GM at Eco Bank]]></title><description><![CDATA[MAN: hi baby? LADY: hello. MAN: I love u. LADY: thanx. MAN: will u marry me? LADY: what do u do for a living? MAN: I am a GM at Eco bank. LADY: wow! i like men with high standards, I will marry u but first]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/gm-at-eco-bank-1701a089b1066</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/gm-at-eco-bank-1701a089b1066</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 09:53:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMyuXnzmfFDSsYBeVEh4r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just Imagine]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just imagine how worsening the Nigerian condition is getting ooooo... Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 injured, 12 died. So d minister for transportation came and promised to offer #50,000 to d]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/just-imagine-7e45f17156a7a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/just-imagine-7e45f17156a7a</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2018 20:02:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN4EezwHViCKvuFrimYeS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TeStImOnY]]></title><description><![CDATA[From a member Menstruation Testimony! 😬😬😬😬😬😬 During the testimony in church service; The 16-years old Pastor's daughter stood up and said.... "Praise the Lord!" Everybody shouted with joy,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/testimony-6408dab3141b9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/testimony-6408dab3141b9</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 10:20:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMxntugBGg8Fc6bb2fyUi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man and woman]]></title><description><![CDATA[After reading, I know you will support this if you are a woman or against it if you are a man. “Many women look 3 times older than their age because of stress and exhaustion. We marry them and then turn]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/man-and-woman-6a9586a5efe73</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/man-and-woman-6a9586a5efe73</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2018 21:43:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfSZdr1XwZfcZk33sJJz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHEN A WOMAN FEELS LOVED]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you love your wife? I know you will say YES. But that is not the question. The real question is: does your wife feel loved? Think about it and keep the answer aside. When a woman feels loved, she cannot]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/wisdom/@shehu1602/when-a-woman-feels-loved-3fd182532a91e</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/wisdom/@shehu1602/when-a-woman-feels-loved-3fd182532a91e</guid><category><![CDATA[wisdom]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2018 16:54:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN1NAGfkdaZjj86UYwV34?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[BE WISE]]></title><description><![CDATA[Mufti Menk He makes everything clear in the best & easy way to understand. I love this peace WISE WORDS Buffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every year. Hippos kill 800 people every]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/be-wise-ea284dcc2ca91</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/be-wise-ea284dcc2ca91</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 21:43:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMxRup8d8Nyk3BBh2p558?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW KIND IS ALLAH]]></title><description><![CDATA[☪🕌 How Kind is Allah! 🕌☪ There lived an idolator in the past who made an idol out of stone and would worship it everyday. He would call it upon it by saying "Ya Sanam." For seventy years, he]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shehu1602/how-kind-is-allah-c4f8ebc40b5cb</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@shehu1602/how-kind-is-allah-c4f8ebc40b5cb</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 22:03:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMytmMC1UwSeDZqUV4TfC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHO GO PAY FOR ME]]></title><description><![CDATA[I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car, so I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the traffic. As I ordered the food and sat down to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/who-go-pay-for-me-f016d656dd884</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/who-go-pay-for-me-f016d656dd884</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 21:32:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN4EezwHViCKvuFrimYeS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[WHEN YOU DIE]]></title><description><![CDATA[​ When you die, don't worry. Don't be concerned over your decaying body because people will take care of what is required. *They will.. *1 - Buy you new white clothes *2 - Wash you *3 - Take you out of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/when-you-die-b6122c38b66df</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/when-you-die-b6122c38b66df</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 21:41:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN2mCpLV6h11o7buo55LA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[QUESTIONS & ANSWERS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Q U E S T I O N S 👇🏿 Last month, I had a terrible DREAM that seriously frightened me.. In the dream,, I saw myself RESURRECTED BLIND receiving TOURCHORE/PUNISHMENT after accountability of my DEEDS in]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dream/@shehu1602/questions-and-answers-dbe5fbcdb0264</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dream/@shehu1602/questions-and-answers-dbe5fbcdb0264</guid><category><![CDATA[dream]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 20:43:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN6AcBeULcP3i72q49bgS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A MESSAGE BY GEORGE CARLING]]></title><description><![CDATA[GEORGE CARLIN Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lesson/@shehu1602/a-message-by-george-carling-542bfac475d14</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lesson/@shehu1602/a-message-by-george-carling-542bfac475d14</guid><category><![CDATA[lesson]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2018 20:23:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMftoPELtC1JK2CQCQzRC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[DEAR SINGLES]]></title><description><![CDATA["MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life". One thing about marriage]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/counseling/@shehu1602/dear-singles-a3fb44dd4d469</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/counseling/@shehu1602/dear-singles-a3fb44dd4d469</guid><category><![CDATA[counseling]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2018 20:25:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdLDC8R2Q78Q45MbFV1g?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/joke-f12098c873789</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shehu1602/joke-f12098c873789</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2018 20:32:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfA3zp8TWLszf7tZZ1EN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Guilty and Right]]></title><description><![CDATA[There were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The other was a place of happiness]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/relationship/@shehu1602/guilty-and-right-c2eb65f5c1c7a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/relationship/@shehu1602/guilty-and-right-c2eb65f5c1c7a</guid><category><![CDATA[relationship]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 16:51:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdhXo8HS6uiFadpfZrFQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TOGETHERNESS]]></title><description><![CDATA[🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀. ☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘ No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of 🍀🍀 FORGIVENESS.🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 Even though]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/unity/@shehu1602/togetherness-55f8b3bad57db</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/unity/@shehu1602/togetherness-55f8b3bad57db</guid><category><![CDATA[unity]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 21:19:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdcNKGAE8z4VryS1tBJE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[SMALLEST ARE THE DEADLIEST]]></title><description><![CDATA[Buffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every year. Hippos kill 800 people every year. Spiders kill 5000 people every year. Scorpions kill 7000 people every year. Snakes kill 10000 people]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sin/@shehu1602/smallest-are-the-deadliest-599513ed1eefd</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sin/@shehu1602/smallest-are-the-deadliest-599513ed1eefd</guid><category><![CDATA[sin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 21:59:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN11b1jpQP4JanqXNp83G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[MATHEMATICAL DIFFERENCES]]></title><description><![CDATA[2+5=7. 6+1=7. 3+4=7. 7-0=7 7+0=7. 9-2=7. 8-1=7. 11-4=7 15-8=7 14/2=7. 21/3=7. 70/10=7 7x1=7 ✍What is my point?? ✍My point is that there are so many ways of getting to your final destination. ✍GOD may not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/mathematical-differences-d0c95c89ceb2c</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/advice/@shehu1602/mathematical-differences-d0c95c89ceb2c</guid><category><![CDATA[advice]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shehu1602]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2018 09:42:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMeRReSscAZToKPgQ5Niz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>