<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 00:00:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@sheila.ball/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[..Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.]]></title><description><![CDATA[..Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.... ..I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly......]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@sheila.ball/always-remember-that-you-are-absolutely-unique-just-like-everyone-else</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/busy/@sheila.ball/always-remember-that-you-are-absolutely-unique-just-like-everyone-else</guid><category><![CDATA[busy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sheila.ball]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 06:37:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWMGm4Xa2MvD5AT2bJsSA8F9WeC71v1s1fKfGkK9mMKuc3LcvF4KigbWg9UsrpEPGCTRzbxdvf1KpstDmS9Zcm2PHdM9cqfddmSzkHdjpq42?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[.I am feeling brilliant at the moment as well]]></title><description><![CDATA[..I am feeling brilliant at the moment as well. I am past the period when you feel tired all the time and I really want to get the album out before I have some quiet time being a mum. People say being]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fashion/@sheila.ball/i-am-feeling-brilliant-at-the-moment-as-well</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fashion/@sheila.ball/i-am-feeling-brilliant-at-the-moment-as-well</guid><category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sheila.ball]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 09:51:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNnhTERWSAWREMFY3n9tkCneLgeJrTWN7AQHH8ukrqmc3nnBCnBJ5Hpos67vRNUWR6qXXb6drN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Real includes her debut single Supermodel — released last year and written by former X Factor star]]></title><description><![CDATA[..Real includes her debut single Supermodel — released last year and written by former X Factor star Rebecca Ferguson — and a mixture of West End classics and original material. Barnes said: “My voice]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fashion/@sheila.ball/real-includes-her-debut-single-supermodel-released-last-year-and-written-by-former-x-factor-star</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fashion/@sheila.ball/real-includes-her-debut-single-supermodel-released-last-year-and-written-by-former-x-factor-star</guid><category><![CDATA[fashion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[sheila.ball]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2018 09:45:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/62PdCouTvNPDuXRaduVYiCb9hxbZWDcAb1acVYBWPnAZFFspDpqgmw1Hn8StbA7iTwMpjoiBGYp6RBTTAh5dywJsDTdopQR7z9Mx8kDDuNz2PGJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tonight she will perform songs from the record]]></title><description><![CDATA[..Tonight she will perform songs from the record, Real, in front an intimate crowd at The Connaught hotel in Mayfair. 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