<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 03:37:29 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shithousery/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I got electrocuted in my testicles. Should I tell the wife?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I got electrocuted in my testicles. Should I tell the wife? I was walking the dogs yesterday and while I was climbing over a fence I realised it was electric. I was half way over the fence when I felt]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/i-got-electrocuted-in-my-testicles-should-i-tell-the-wife</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/i-got-electrocuted-in-my-testicles-should-i-tell-the-wife</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 13:44:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is Renee Zellweger Good Looking?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is Renee Zellweger Good Looking? It has been on my mind quite alot lately. Is Renee Zellweger really looking or is she not good looking? I am still undecided after all these years. Sometimes I do not know]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/is-renee-zellweger-good-looking</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/is-renee-zellweger-good-looking</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2019 14:05:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g7111bbdcuxu3bfUg5qaCq8seb5paCtrrT7zMnXUsrxBe1sENV2NjaD4ADZHtkfjv8J3YQFCKMGZCSwKfFmM3w6oTtjGWWgcBfeEnAGnFJYedFEzqWT4VrwByXxmeydDZcmL2t3oVNoFKVCjQ44v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When Will George R R Martin finish the Game of Thrones books?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When Will George R R Martin finish the Game of Thrones books? George R R Martin has been bitching and moaning that the Game of Thrones writers rushed the ending to swan off to film the new star wars. But]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/when-will-george-r-r-martin-finish-the-game-of-thrones-books</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/when-will-george-r-r-martin-finish-the-game-of-thrones-books</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2019 22:03:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is Westworld the most confusing series since Lost?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is Westworld the most confusing series since Lost? I watched Westworld and after a while I couldn't make heads nor tails of it. I don't think I have the intelligence to take it in. Is everyone able to]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/is-westworld-the-most-confusing-series-since-lost</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/is-westworld-the-most-confusing-series-since-lost</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2019 17:54:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you feed them every day at the same time so they know you have seeds. Because you used to be king of the jack daws in a past life You are up]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/why-do-birds-suddenly-appear-every-time-you-are-near</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/why-do-birds-suddenly-appear-every-time-you-are-near</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2019 00:21:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWXrWf1Xxd2gpspXhnRNYVVH3PTLQc2egjdJuoxvuXEK4vrEdwiZ54YkSeDbvmXhJMFTdnDYLPJxycyt1FKqMCz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[True or False? Ned?]]></title><description><![CDATA[True or False? Ned? Simple question. Looking forward to hearing your replies. 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All eyes will be on the New Game of Thrones finale this year. But who will end up on the Iron Throne in the end. Multiple choices]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/who-will-end-up-on-the-iron-throne-at-the-conclusion-of-game-of-thrones</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/who-will-end-up-on-the-iron-throne-at-the-conclusion-of-game-of-thrones</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 20:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3zpz8WQe4SNGWd7TzozjPgq3rggennavDx3XPY35pEAVnpwaLk8YmsJdKZNjRrGiyRyxGnwPZ31i4Lojc8b1DaEfSz6jhV2xbAZrbHQXnSG5k6D99ive5bJFUr9FH1gJxxqUvR82mj1sAAupGsuG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If my aunt had balls would she be  my.....  ?]]></title><description><![CDATA[If my aunt had balls would she be my..... ? Uncle still my Aunt but with a pair of gonads. 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The Blind Man/ Woman feels around]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/who-picks-up-a-guide-dogs-shit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dpoll/@shithousery/who-picks-up-a-guide-dogs-shit</guid><category><![CDATA[dpoll]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2019 23:59:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g7111bbdcuxu3bfUg5qaCq8seb5paCtrrT7zRBXYeuRbtjyxqbTHeiXnmEVKbVkrEyMaD72WcTyTTXzkU3Y6w3995QhxhXrPDPcdYm5tg7h67QgqTSZZLYp1LYuujx5abiREMcwcTsuZhdjKFhUS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What Cross Species Would You Like to See?]]></title><description><![CDATA[What Cross Species Would You Like to See? Today I stumbled across a goat trying to ride a German Shepard using another German Shepard as leverage. Which got me thinking! 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Then all the lads in my cell block wanted]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@shithousery/comedy-open-mic-contest-round-43-greetings-from-hmp-bristal</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@shithousery/comedy-open-mic-contest-round-43-greetings-from-hmp-bristal</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2018 01:45:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN3WG6QTe68nEx8SL4MJv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Working on the same shift]]></title><description><![CDATA[The connection between these warehouse workers is off the charts. It must be pay day. I have a funny feeling there was a bag of cans purchased at lunch time. 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Say no more. uh huh huh]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shithousery/epic-shithousery-from-a-little-boys-parents-in-dublin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shithousery/epic-shithousery-from-a-little-boys-parents-in-dublin</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shithousery]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2018 20:55:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g7111bbdcuxu3bfUg5qaCq8seb5paCtrrT7zRaWzqysPkz5onStb5upXDmojUngj6aVaLF8sjtWErcTAfxwcoAt4wM5ggFXJvZbZt2cwRkJnoUhU5sUB9TWjUyRU227jshcmPQUaGUiYwsz7CJHk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Masters of Shithousery in Football.Part 1 Diego Costa]]></title><description><![CDATA[Shithousery : Someone who partakes in 'Shithousing' - the noble of art of wilfully acting the cunt. **Exhibit A ** Diego Costa. The master of shithousery. 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