<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 15:52:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shootershmengy/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[I Used To Like Horses…]]></title><description><![CDATA[Surprisingly enough, I managed to make it through the next year of my elementary school education without any other major catastrophes (I won’t mention the plethora of faked injuries…since this is a book…not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/i-used-to-like-horses</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/i-used-to-like-horses</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2016 15:29:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Middle Fingers And That Damned Pyramid]]></title><description><![CDATA[And we're back once more to that annoying wooden, pyramid-like structure from my grade 6 youth. It, of course, plays a role in the next injury I inflicted upon myself (incidentally, and rather surprisingly]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/middle-fingers-and-that-damned-pyramid</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/middle-fingers-and-that-damned-pyramid</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2016 17:35:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[MY BALLS! MY BALLS!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[While this story actually occurs before the shoulder thing, I felt it more appropriate to place it afterwards. I don't know why, except that maybe it just needed to be impressed that I had a reputation]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/my-balls-my-balls</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/my-balls-my-balls</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 20:08:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Limp Limbs and Codeine]]></title><description><![CDATA[Much as it may sound like I am an incurable walking injury , I actually managed to make it through the next couple of years without any major damage (unless you count the nervous breakdown, but that (as]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/limp-limbs-and-codeine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/limp-limbs-and-codeine</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2016 17:55:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Slanted View of The World]]></title><description><![CDATA[The next major injury that I had to deal with wasn't exactly an injury (bear with me, I will explain). The reason I call it an injury is because it kept me in the hospital for a week when I was five or]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/slanted-view-of-the-world</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/slanted-view-of-the-world</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2016 14:42:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Baby In A Cage]]></title><description><![CDATA[My earliest memory was a search for toys. I remember crawling out of a beige framed door into a large white hallway and trying to find the room with the toys. It wasn't until I about ten that I received]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/baby-in-a-cage</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/injuries/@shootershmengy/baby-in-a-cage</guid><category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shootershmengy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2016 13:07:12 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>