<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 22:45:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@shutupthatswho/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Midnight thought]]></title><description><![CDATA[When the candles don't need us, we make our own shadows.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fuck/@shutupthatswho/midnight-thought</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fuck/@shutupthatswho/midnight-thought</guid><category><![CDATA[fuck]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:04:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cri de Coeur]]></title><description><![CDATA[She had silver hair The color of moon She was so fair The snow would swoon A halo crooked Shape of a doughnut Wings shattered to feathers Just did not hurt Among the humans Did she just walk Like a fowl]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poem/@shutupthatswho/cri-de-coeur</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poem/@shutupthatswho/cri-de-coeur</guid><category><![CDATA[poem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 03:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[About Semiconductors]]></title><description><![CDATA[A semiconductor asks for only half the ticket.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shutupthatswho/about-semiconductors</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/joke/@shutupthatswho/about-semiconductors</guid><category><![CDATA[joke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 12:28:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Memeta (Yes, that's a word. Screw you, red underline!)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Black Mirror: Society is too addicted to technology Me; watching my reflection on the screen, while the next episode loads: Oh, so that's where it gets the name from]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shutupthatswho/memeta-yes-that-s-a-word-screw-you-red-underline</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@shutupthatswho/memeta-yes-that-s-a-word-screw-you-red-underline</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 12:05:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you wear glasses, you'll SURELY relate to this.]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's winter and about that time of the year. We put on knee socks, get under three blankets, reach for the hot coffee by the bed and after a sip, your glasses become so opaque that you have to transform]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@shutupthatswho/if-you-wear-glasses-you-ll-surely-relate-to-this</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@shutupthatswho/if-you-wear-glasses-you-ll-surely-relate-to-this</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:39:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFnNFKLegVvzmsrMAExSDXzsHdqwaiSEJGoxnjLCjimLRypjs4rfvNU7wKrvg3U6ZtkKuNJN1Y8ELZR1CwJ7kBjH8QSFFKc2d8hP7wB3vHXjmAuVBxWzHCF74RRQbeYCfQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Thread of Life]]></title><description><![CDATA[The sounds are pouring in my window and the panes tremble to let in the burgeoning cacophony of bulky laughter, prickly clanks of dishes spilling out of deft hands, ruffled woofs of bourgeois dreams with]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/literature/@shutupthatswho/the-thread-of-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/literature/@shutupthatswho/the-thread-of-life</guid><category><![CDATA[literature]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2018 11:46:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi, I'm a parody of a period.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hi, I'm five nine. No, actually I am sixty-six. Scratch that, I'm twenty-two. Shoot! I don't know what I am but they usually call me wrong-number. I don't know who I am but they call me loser. I don't]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@shutupthatswho/hi-i-m-a-parody-of-a-period</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@shutupthatswho/hi-i-m-a-parody-of-a-period</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[shutupthatswho]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 14:27:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>