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Breaking News!

Last night, at 3:69 pm, scientists from the Walker Technology College [R&D squad] discovered a dangerous chemical found in every single health food. Dihydrogen Monoxide! Some of the potential side effects of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

• Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
• Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
• Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
• DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
• Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
• Contributes to soil erosion.
• Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
• Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
• Exposure decreases the effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
• Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
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This shocking new discovery has led these scientists to design a brand new dietary pyramid! Since Dihydrogen Monoxide was found in health food and super food, the young professors reached a conclusion by covertly observing Hive account@sisygoboom and his eating habits over the course of a few weeks. This is what they came up with:

This is my 1^st entry to #comedyopenmic, for this round I nominate Hive account@drakos and Hive account@fulltimegeek