Hive account@ned was rescuing a bunch of flowers.
Suddenly he bumped into 
Hive account@freebornangel.
"Whoa I didn't expect to see you here."
"Yes I come here every saturday."
Suddenly, there was a slow creepy, scary noise.
They looked at each other with confusion .
A deep dark scary hole appeared touching Hive account@ned.
"oh no I have been damaged " said Hive account@ned.
"I believe 
Hive account@berniesanders is behind this!"
"I deduced as much myself"
"He is behind an mega evil scheme to dominate Steemit."
"How"?
By stealing steempower and flagging anyone that says something he doesn't like.
"can we stop him?"
Yes, by finding our own steempower and 100% upvoting.
"where?"
In the hidden negative rep posts on the block chain.
"Come now, Hero, we must find and seak our quest to do!"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!"
And with that they left
But before everyone got themselves ready to go after Hive account@berniesanders, there was one thing Hive account@ned wanted to take care of.
He had to introduce 
Hive account@dan to his parents. (A/N he 's ghey, read my other stories how that happened.)
Hive account@ned had been thinking about it for a longitme. His parents were the worst. Uppity, pathetic and homophobic
But Hive account@ned had told them that he finally got engaged and that he would introduce Hive account@dan to the family before they would make it official (A/N there is geymarriadge in the Blockchain. If you want to know how what happened, read my other stories!)
"Uuuuurgh," Hive account@ned said while stunt driving
"I can handle it," Hive account@dan said
"You don't know my parents!" Hive account@ned said.
"I know, but if they created you, then they can't be that bad," Hive account@dan spoke wisely.
"I noooooo but it's still...uuuuuurgh."
"We'll just go there and I'll impress them," Hive account@dan said manly
Then Hive account@ned snugged deeper into Hive account@dan's arms. He felt safe there. Hive account@ned knew that whatever would happen, Hive account@dan would protect him.
The day of the dinner had come. Hive account@ned and Hive account@dan took a Uber to his parents.
They came into a dining room and the table was already laid out.
"Ah, you've finally arrived," Hive account@ned's mom said and she looked at Hive account@dan, "You're late."
"It wasn't his fault," Hive account@dan said always as protective of Hive account@ned as he was. "It was the weather."
"Sure... sure..." Mom said and she went back to the kitchen.
"Wow,"Hive account@ned said, "she didn't even shake your hands."
"Oh well," Hive account@dan said manly in a nonchallant way. Exactly the reason why Hive account@ned had falled in love with the man.
Hive account@ned was busy swooning over his fiancé when his dad came in.
"Boy," dad said and the stared at Hive account@dan.
Hive account@dan shook his hand politely.
"Ah, you're here too," dad said to Hive account@ned, "Help your mother out, it's time that the men have a conversation."
"uuuuuurgh," Hive account@ned said and went into the kitchen. He hated how his dad considered him less than a man. Only because he was the 'girl' in the relationship didn't mean he wasn't manly at all!
Then Hive account@ned's mother made him do all sorts of annoying useless jobs. After all, as mom said, people like them were inherently used to these sorts of things.
Then dinner came. Hive account@ned was told to take the food in while mom and dad already sat down. Hive account@ned wasn't even allowed to see where Hive account@dan went off to.
Just before he carried in the first plate of food, he felt something weird. Like a crosswire went down his back, tingling all along the way down. Something was off, but Hive account@ned was still too annoyed with his parents!
Then Hive account@ned carried in the meal. But no one was there. Instead, at the end of the table, Hive account@berniesanders sat!
Hive account@berniesanders laughed at him, "My my, that apron looks lovely on you!"
Hive account@ned threw down the meal and flexed his muscles. Oh, he had been waiting for this moment. Not only was Hive account@berniesanders going to feel the fullest extend of Hive account@ned's rightious fury, Hive account@ned could also unleash his frustration with his parents!
He threw the dish at Hive account@berniesanders like a frisby. But as it hit his archnemesis, it turned out it was a hologram!
"If you want to see your parents again," Hive account@berniesanders said, "come to my evil layer"
Hive account@ned felt conflicted. On one hand, Hive account@ned hated his parents, on the other, he still needed them for the wedding!
Hive account@dan came in and said: "We should save your parents."
"But uuuuuuurgh," Hive account@ned said.
"No we should. I talked to your dad, and he really does love you."
"Alright. Fine."
Hive account@ned and Hive account@dan assembled as many people as they could from steemit and had them all pile into 
Hive account@neds party bus. They drove for 32 hours only stopping once for ice because the bar was running low.
After 32 hours of nonstop partying they arrived, they exited Hive account@ned's wheels and they stood before the place Hive account@berniesanders had been assembleing his forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along... Hive account@berniesanders.... was satan!
But that did not deter him. Hive account@ned would press on and showing his courage, his friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit .
But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around them, his demons appeared!
Hive account@berniesanders had them. And Hive account@ned knew that what he was going to do with them, it wasn't going to be pretty!
or suitable for children!
But then Hive account@ned saw pure white wings sprouting from his bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, Hive account@ned had wings!
Hive account@ned spread them out before him and stretched them. They crackled with power. They were at least 5 meters in windspan.
Hive account@ned then turned to Hive account@berniesanders. He gawked in awe at him. It was a power he had not seen before.
"This power," Hive account@berniesanders said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power."
Even 
Hive account@beanz looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..."
"Say it, Hive account@ned said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" Hive account@ned said as Hive account@ned felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach.
"An Angel," said Hive account@berniesanders in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before"
Hive account@dan, 
Hive account@gamer00, 
Hive account@lifeworship, Hive account@beanz, 
Hive account@cathy-xx, 
Hive account@hr1 and Hive account@freebornangel were just as much in awe. Though with Hive account@dan, Hive account@ned knew it was because he just loved him so much. When Hive account@ned looked in his eyes, it was like Hive account@ned was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours.
Hive account@ned stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, enguliphing everyone in the luminating light. The demons had to hide their horrible feces beneath their wings as not to be smitted by the beauty of this light.
Hive account@berniesanders fell down on his knees and raised his arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again"
Hive account@ned looked down upon him and took out a katana that Hive account@ned had been carrying on his back all this time and with one quick sweep Hive account@ned cut Hive account@berniesanders head clean off. In intimidation, all the demons heads popped. Before them the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!
Hive account@dan ran into Hive account@ned's arms and kissed him long and deeply.
Then Hive account@ned was crowned commander of Steemit.com and Hive account@ned would live many many lives after this one.
The end...... or is it?
