You know I like to keep things short and simple. So the winner announcements are going to be the same.
This is the Steemit Parody Quote Contest that just ended.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@skeptic/movie-quote-contest-steemit-parody-quote-contest-win-sbd-6
There was only 4 entries this time so im going to pay everyone out.
Now on to the winners!
(drumroll)
Arthur: I am your whale.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Arthur: You don't vote for whales.
Woman: Well how'd you become a whale then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering steem held aloft steem power from the bosom of the block chain, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry steem power. THAT is why I am your whale.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in reward pools distributin' steem is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive steem power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
It's just a downvote!
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a whale.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
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Before my bandwidth depletes!
This contest seems to be dying and depending on the outcome of the next one i will choose if i will continue running it or not.
New contest will be up an a couple hours.
xD
Cheers steemit!