Here are the thoughts bouncing around inside a mourning dove's head when he lands on my balcony.
Whoohoo whoohooo I have found a nice planter to make a nest in.
I know there are annoying humans nearby but this planter box is a ready made nest for me...
Now with a twinkle in my eye I will have to lure a mate here. BRRHOOOOWW! BRRRHOOO!! hey baby fly my way!
Darn it another one just flew on by :-(
Now its time for a bold call, this will surely work on all these chicks flying by. WHEEEEWWWWWHHHHHH!!
Whoah that seemed to repel them... Maybe I have to tone it down.
coooooooh coooooooh softly softly I am a sensitive bird fellow looking for love.
Dang it that didn't work. Maybe this photographer human is cramping my style. I better fly off to a more private area to start a nest.
Thankfully he finally flew off and didn't start a nest creating piles of poop on my balcony.