Cat's emitting MMMP-MMMP-MMMP grunts like a Daft Punk bass beat. You pick it up and in your hands you have for all intents and purposes an organic grenade. MMP-MMP-MMP. If you're lucky you get the cat to the kitchen floor tiles to cough out the hairball. BLEE-ACKKKK.
The End.
(Please Note: MMMP-MMMP-MMMP counts as one word. So does BLEE-ACKKKK.)
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