<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 23:09:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@slavin/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Wow.. this guy had a bad day]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hope he is ok lol]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/wow-this-guy-had-a-bad-day</link><guid 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tried...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/when-you-get-the-answer-wrong-in-class</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/when-you-get-the-answer-wrong-in-class</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[slavin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 18:31:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxDTF1bXxtJhx8Fj7ti5gz6HpfDVhosic5?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[God of War reboot coming in 2018!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sony has announced that a reboot of God of War is coming to PlayStation 4. We can expect the game to be available somewhere at the start of 2018. Sony has told us that this time the game will be focussing]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gaming/@slavin/god-of-war-reboot-coming-in-2018</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gaming/@slavin/god-of-war-reboot-coming-in-2018</guid><category><![CDATA[gaming]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[slavin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 10:28:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eHYQyjHxy5BNoaZV45N8MmvkgYezu9xpxnr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When I turn on my computer and see that crypto is down]]></title><description><![CDATA[What have we done to deserve this]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/when-i-turn-on-my-computer-and-see-that-crypto-is-down</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/when-i-turn-on-my-computer-and-see-that-crypto-is-down</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[slavin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2017 19:52:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6RxYjhmfF37Wz3k3LvyUyD5WFGZi448Y84MTb3XnecsPoX24JH3ULnb3seNSWtrPZD19C9?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me when my account got verified today]]></title><description><![CDATA[After a long wait here I am :)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/me-when-my-account-got-verified-today</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@slavin/me-when-my-account-got-verified-today</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[slavin]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2017 19:20:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw64Ms5w37DLzwTDfFX5viYrE9V2fjFffipdrM?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>