OR ...
Why I never use public transport.
'What are you
eyeballing me'?
'I don't mind publicly showing
my pussy'
'Can I cut
a slice for you as well Sir'?
'Aaaand 7. I'll do 3 more and than
it's your turn, alright Sweetie'?
'Sorry guys, but I just
caaaaaaaaaaaaan't shit at work'