I am doing this funny sex story for a reason so check this shit out yall. To many people take the subject of sex to seriously now a days. What happened to the days of Woodstock when it was all about peace and making love? I understand that sex usually goes hand in hand with relationships which is serious and should be taken seriously, but sometimes you have to have fun with it. I don’t mean have fun while having sex hopefully if your doing it right then that shouldn’t be an issue. I mean have fun with the whole subject of sex and making love.
Sometimes I sit back and try to use my creative side once in a while, and that is where this little ode to sex comes in. It isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but hopefully you will see the humor within it. So here is my ode to sex.
A wild sex story
Roses are red and grass is green.
I love your legs and what’s in between.
I massaged her back and rubbed her thighs.
I licked her in places that crossed her eyes.
She got real excited when I played with her butt.
I almost blew my load when she sucked on my nut.
Then she nibbled my nuts like she was a squirrel.
She then jumped on top, ride em’ cowgirl.
She was bouncing up and down she had no remorse.
Keep riding little lady I will be your horse.
Now it’s Daddy’s turn so why don’t you turn around.
Put your ass in the air and face to the ground.
When I slid it in oh the sensation.
I love this backdoor penetration.
She started to moan the g-spot I was finding.
She backed that shit up, she was bumping and grinding.
So I put it high gear I was pounding it fast.
I got so excited as I watched her jiggly ass.
The next thing I knew I had to empty my sack.
It looked like ranch dressing was poured down her back.
She said it felt good and that she wants some more.
I said spread open those legs you sex craving whore.
She was screaming real loud I felt like the shit.
I pounded that ass as I rubbed on her clit.
She said “I’m cumming, I’m cumming, Please don’t stop!”
She came so much I was going to have to get the mop.
I kept slamming the girl until I busted mt nut.
I loved banging out that little, cute slut.
I pulled out my penis it was totally limp.
I laid their smiling I felt like a pimp.
She was a fine piece of ass that is no doubt.
But when she used the bathroom I rolled the hell out.
If you are wondering this is only a poem about sex. Now I have had some pretty amazing, all night sex in my life, but as much as I would like to say that this was based on a real life experience I have to say that it isn’t. Anyway though I hope you found it entertaining. Thanks for reading.