The results are in and they aren't pretty. We set out on an impromptu quest to find someone in the vicinity of a restaurant in the shadow of the Acropolis who could be mistaken for Michael Taggart by a blind man on a galloping horse in a midnight sandstorm.
Here are the penultimate semifinalists for your consideration...
Reference Lineup Photo
(Michael is the one in the middle)
Candidates 1, 2, and 3
Candidate 4
Candidate 5
Candidate 6
Candidates 7 and 8
Candidate 9 - (Honorable Mention)
Lana was voted as the worst possible match. Probably a good thing.