Because I guess that's the problem.?!

-You all have tiny little penises....?

The reason I ask.

When I was going to the toilet at work,
this met me when I opened the door.

-yes, its not a very nice toilet, but it does the job.

If we take a closer look at the toilet, we can se evidence of very small penises.

-No, its not me...

I'm ashamed to be a man when I see this kind of nasty shit.

Boys and men, take piss seated if your penises are too small to reach over the edge.

-What do you guys think? Is this okay?