Dear diary,
Spent most of day zoned out on painkillers. I think I gave a speech on TV. Not sure.
I think the death squads are going well. Damn drug user criminals. One of my underlings told me that cannabis was a plant. I told him no, it’s not, it’s a drug. So I had him shot. Can’t have stupid people like that tarnishing my golden reputation.
Ha ha ha! Why do people vote for me? Why do they follow my orders? Gullible people, ha ha!
Kim Jung Un said I look like some villain from Miami Vice. I told him he’s just jealous that he lives in such a frozen hell.
Oooooo, what’s happening? My head hurts! I’m getting an idea and the idea is fighting with the opioids!
Maybe instead of shooting drug users, we should just ship them off to North Korea and use them as slave labor! I’m such a genius. I should give Kim a call and see whatsup. Wait a minute, he never called me back last time! Screw you, Kim Jung Un!
My wife is always putting red roses around the house. She says I like it because red is the color of blood, and she’s right. But why doesn’t she just put real blood around the house? It would be soooooo much better!
The maid didn’t get all 16 bathrooms as clean as I’d like. I guess I’ll have to shoot her. What choice do I have, right? Such a shame. She’s cute, too.
I can’t wait until Trump and Tillerson get back into town. Now those guys know how to womanize! Maybe I should just take a vacation and give a surprise visit in Jersey. I do work too hard and could use a vacation.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll go road raging on my motorcycle. I’ll take some extra painkillers this time to really make it interesting. If a cop stops me, I’ll just shoot him. Ha ha, I love being president!
Some doctors say that the drugs I take can cause hallucinations. I don’t buy it.
I really DO look like James Bond.
People say I use too much profanity on TV. If they only understood that that is my way of making myself feel artificially powerful. It hurts so much to be me. Why don’t people understand? I’m just a big softy……..
If my wife accuses me of cheating on her one more time, I’ll shoot her! I mean, what is she thinking? Of course I cheat! That's one of the perks of being president!
Start learning about this psycho, if you have the stomach for it @
http://time.com/4605982/philippines-duterte-health-drug-fentanyl/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Duterte
Thanks for your time and attention!
Just say "NO" to slavery!
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