Let me start off by saying if you don't follow me and like my posts, I will fucking stalk you and eat all your SteemitCheese, steal one piece of silverware, then hide a crack pipe in your sock drawer so your mom finds it and has another relapse. Come on, you still live with your mom? Fucking looser. I'd steal your girlfriend, but I don't want to catch ghonoherpesyphilaids from her like your dad uncle and three cousins did. My goal is to be original, funny and offensive fighting evil political correctness like the plague it is.