Studies show that a few Chuck Norris Steemit Facts at the end of a long day are proven to lower blood pressure, reduce cholesterol, improve longevity, and boost sexual performance. Hey! I'm just stating the facts!
When Chuck Norris joined the #punchline community, everyone literally died laughing from his first joke.
When Chuck Norris delegated to
, it was immediately renamed to @thankyouchucknorris and they stopped selling votes.
If Chuck Norris' #introduceyourself post didn't bring the Steem blockchain to a complete halt, until he deleted it,
would've quit EOS and rejoined
to continue building Steemit. Fckkkk!
When Chuck Norris joined the #steemsilvergold community, it was mutually understood that his face would be on the front and back of the new 2018 Steem silver round. [UPDATE] This has made silver's spot price skyrocket to $1,000 per ounce, allowing all members to quit their jobs and tell their wives they were right all along... right
and
?
- ...Oh yea, Chuck Norris is the true inventor of Bitcoin. I'll be in witness protection for a while under a Steemit alias for blowing his cover, but I'm fully expecting Chuck to kick down my door in 5 minutes.
If you didn't catch my previous Chuck Norris joins Steemit posts, see below for more health and wellness:
